Details on my 9 most recent rounds

So I haven’t written up my golf rounds in a while. My last round on the blog was 2/18 and I’ve played 7 rounds since then (now 12). I don’t think I’m going to be able to reconstruct what happened but I can try.

I’ve also taken 4 lessons (6 lessons now) in the meantime which has … kind of helped. I decided to take the lessons after a challenging round on March 19th, when I started the round par, birdie, par, and then shot 29 over through the next 15 holes… on an executive course.

Since that round and since these lessons, my swing has improved but my scoring has not improved as much as I would like. Yes, I set a new record at Arrowood with a 106, despite losing 16 strokes to hazards and penalty areas (I had 82 through 15 — so an epic collapse on the last 3 holes: a 6, a 7, and an 11.).

However, I have had some good strokes and have done some good work on adjusting my expectations, I think. So we will see how that goes. 

And here are the details on each round:

2/26 at Welk

Terrible screenshot from Arcoss. Not pictured is the double-bogey on 1.

The first two holes are here.

Played the Par 3 course with children in tow. Birdied the second hole and other than that, played pretty poorly with a 78 (+24) with 33 putts. Only hit 2 greens.

Of 78 strokes, 14 were genuinely good and what I’d want to replicate again. That’s 18%. Ew.

Note that sometimes my barometer changes based on how the round is going. Long-two putts and good two-putts sometimes count. Sometimes they don’t because … well, usually I don’t remember them as well. Obviously, there is at least 1 shot on every hole I’d want to replicate. But I don’t really count those unless they’re an exceptional result: a longer-hole out or just ending a terrible string of failure. 

  1. SW on 2 to the green.
  2. 15-foot birdie putt on 2
  3. Putter chip on 5 to 2 feet for a tap-in bogey.
  4. Lag putt on 6 to finish at double-bogey.
  5. SW on 7: finally a good tee shot.
  6. Putter chip on 7 to prep par save.
  7. PW chip on 8 to prep par save.
  8. 8-foot par putt on 8.
  9. LW chip from under and behind a tree to get on the green on 10. Like, considering the difficulty, this was amazing.
  10. 5-footer make on hole 10 for bogey.
  11. Good chip on from the rough on 11 to leave 8-feet when the ball could have easily been off the green.
  12. Good putter chip on 12 to 4 feet after nearly injuring someone.
  13. LW on Hole 16 for a GIR
  14. Good PW on hole 18 for a final tee shot

2/28 at Oceanside Muni

Not pictured: the bogey on hole 1, with a hooked 6 iron, a punch-out PW and a 100 yard 60 degree shot leading to a 2-putt from 33 feet.

Decided to play after getting up at 430 in the morning. 30 good shots that I would want again. 24% of shots. It was the fastest I’d ever played Oceanside Muni too.

Story of this round was that I had 47 putts for a 116. I think I had 9 putts lip out, including a 5-putt after 2 lip outs on 17.

  1. PW out of the hardpan to the fairway on 1
  2. PW onto the green on 1
  3. Lag putt on 1 for an easy tap-in bogey
  4. PW punchout on a completely buried ball in the hazard on 2
  5. PW onto green on 2 from 120 out
  6. Good lag putt on 2 for an easy tap-in bogey
  7. LW pitch onto green from the rough on 3
  8. LW shot from hazard onto the green on 4
  9. Good 50 foot lag putt to 4 feet on 4 (4-footer lipped out)
  10. Great 40 foot lag putt chip to 4-feet on 5
  11. Made the 4-footer for bogey on 5
  12. Great tee shot on 6, middle of the fairway, 100 yards out
  13. Great chip putt on on 7 to leave a 4-footer (which lipped out)
  14. Good tee shot on 8
  15. Good 50-foot lag putt on 8 to 4 feet (followed by a lipout 3-putt)
  16. Good 50 yard pitch shot on 9 to lead to …
  17. A good 14 foot-lag putt to lead to …
  18. 2-foot bogey putt on 9
  19. Good 30-foot putt for a tap-in bogey on 11
  20. Good uphill LW to hit green on 12
  21. Good lag-putt on 12, leaving a 4-footer that lipped out
  22. Good 8 iron from hardpan on 14
  23. Good 8 iron from terrible rough on 14
  24. Great LW pitch shot on 14 to leave 8-feet (which I two-putted)
  25. Great 6 iron off the tee on 15 (218 yards!)
  26. Good pitch on on 15
  27. Good lag putt on 15
  28. Good tee shot on 16
  29. Good tee shot on 18
  30. Good putter chip on 18 from 70-feet to 8-feet (missed but made bogey)

3/19 at St. Mark’s Exec

Not pictured is the terrible terrible 3-putt 9 on hole 18.

Played with the boys in the afternoon. 29% good strokes. Started par, birdie, par hitting, 3 greens. I hit 3 greens after that and shot an 86 for +28 with 39 putts.

  1. SW off the tee for GIR on 1
  2. Lag putt on 1 for a tap-in par
  3. Par putt on 1
  4. PW off tee for a GIR on 2 (may be the best shot I’ve ever hit)
  5. 2-foot birdie putt on 2
  6. SW off tee for a GIR on 3
  7. Lag putt from 30-feet on 3 for a par make
  8. Par putt on 3
  9. Tee shot on 4
  10. Putter chip on 4 to lead to a double-bogey
  11. 40+ foot putt on 5 that just lipped out
  12. Tee shot on 7 that I apparently hit thin to the front of the green
  13. 30-foot putter chip on 7 to 4 feet
  14. 4-footer on 7 for par
  15. 50-foot putt on 8 to 5 feet (missed the 5-footer cause of aeration)
  16. LW pitch on 10 that nearly hit the pin
  17. 24-foot lag putt to a tap-in bogey on 10
  18. 27-yard SW from bunker to 4 yards on green on 11
  19. 16-foot putt for a tap-on on 12. Just a little bit luckier…
  20. Good SW for GIR on 13
  21. Good SW for GIR on 14
  22. Good 10-foot par putt on 14 that hit pin and didn’t drop.
  23. Good 60-foot lag putt on 15
  24. Good 50-foot lag putt on 16
  25. Good 30-foot lag putt on 18 (but missed the 4-footer).

4/1 at Marine Memorial

Our tracking scorecard for the scramble. Would you believe I played nearly 30 strokes better than my handicap?

Tough one cause it’s a scramble. But I played pretty well. It looks like I had 32 good shots; I was the best putter in the group which was pretty embarrassing (especially for our group).

This was also after my first lesson with Natalie. My swing was still a work in progress; I was working on pausing at the top of my backswing to give me a smoother downswing transition. Which was honestly pretty silly.

The only other thing was that this was advertised to me as a best ball tournament. So i was fully expecting to only contribute net scores based on my handicap. When I arrived, it was a scramble.

We shot 4 over (76) and I hit no good par 3 tee shots. Across didn’t know what do with the round. Would you believe that my scoring was about 17 strokes better than a 20 handicap?

Oh, and we started on 18.

  1. Second shot 7 iron on 18 to fringe: we had duff, a shot into the sand, and a second shot into the rough down the hill. I left us the most room to work with and just failed to hold the green.
  2. 6 iron on hole 1 to the fringe. Similar story to hole 18. We also used my drive on this hole which was … honestly pretty funny.
  3. 45-foot putt from the fringe on hole 1 for a par save (which I also holed)
  4. 8 iron approach on 2 (blocked right of the green, uphill chip)
  5. Lag putt on 2 (I missed par putt the best after some terrible chips)
  6. LW pitch shot on 3 for par save (really good shot but we had one better)
  7. 5-foot putt to save par on 3.
  8. 15-foot lag putt on 4 to save bogey (made the bogey putt)
  9. 7 iron for GIR on 5 
  10. 2-putt on 5 for a par
  11. 2-putt on 5 for a par
  12. 45-foot putt to lead to an easy bogey on 6
  13. PW to the green for GIR on 7 (great stroke, but the team had a better one)
  14. 2-putt on 7 for a par
  15. 2-putt for 7 for a par
  16. Lag putt close on 8 to lead to a par (missed the tap-in)
  17. Driver off the tee on 9 to FIR
  18. Lag putt on 9 (would have led to an easy par, teammate birdied)
  19. LW approach on 10, hit the green but team used another shot
  20. Lag putt for par on 10
  21. Made the par putt on 10
  22. Made a 5-footer for par on 11
  23. Long 2-putt for par on 12
  24. Long 2-putt for par on 12
  25. 7-foot putt for par on 14
  26. Driver off tee on 15
  27. Lag putt on 15
  28. 2-putt for par on 16
  29. 2-putt for par on 16
  30. SW from the sand on 17 (used a different, much better stroke)
  31. 2-putt for bogey on 17
  32. 2-putt for bogey on 17

5/6 at St. Mark’s Exec

This misses the first two holes: a 6 on hole 1 and a 5 on hole 2.

Impromptu round at the end of the day with 29% of my shots being good. +24 for an 82 with 36 putts and 4 greens hit.

Story of this round was that I birdied the last hole after nearly driving the green with a 7 iron after forgetting how to play on the front 9.

  1. 15-foot putt on 1 to two-putt
  2. Putt chip on hole 2 that nearly holed out
  3. Made 9-foot putt on hole 3 for … double bogey.
  4. 6 iron off tee on hole 4 right to the middle of the fairway
  5. 8 iron to the green for GIR on 4 (followed by a 3 putt)
  6. SW to green for GIR on 5 (followed by a 3-putt)
  7. LW off tee on hole 8 (backspin rolled it off the green)
  8. Putt chip on hole 8 that hit pin
  9. Made the par on hole 8
  10. Downhill LW chip on hole 9 to 4 yards (really the best I could have done; this ran out so long)
  11. 7 iron off tee on hole 11 (to the middle of the fairway)
  12. LW pitch on 11 over a sand trap
  13. SW on hole 12 for a GIR 
  14. 40-foot lag putt to 4-feet on 12 (but then a 2-putt)
  15. 22-foot lag putt on 13 for a tap-in bogey
  16. 24-foot putt on 14 for a …
  17. 4-foot make on hole 14 (For bogey)
  18. LW chip over moonscape on 15 to 5 feet
  19. 5-foot make on 15 for par
  20. Super-punch shot on 16 from under a tree
  21. LW pitch over a bunker on 17
  22. 7 iron off tee on 18, nearly to the green.
  23. LW pitch for GIR on 18
  24. 16-foot birdie putt on 18

5/18 at Arrowood

Went bogey, par on holes 1 and 2. Into the water 3 times on hole 18. Oof.

Took the day off to play on my birthday. 45 good shots that I would for sure want again. That’s 42% of shots being actually good!

I shot a new record at arrowood for a 106 – but I was on pace to do better. Major collapse on Hole 18. I made par on hole 2, nearly holing out for birdie from 90 yards out. And then made a birdie on hole 6 after a great putt.

Collapsed on hole 18 after putting 3 in the water. Shot a 106. A bogey on 18 gives me a 101.

  1. Tee shot on 1: great shot to the middle of the fairway. M
  2. LW pitch to center of green on 1 after a lucky and bad approach shot
  3. 27-foot lag putt for a tap-in bogey on 1
  4. 7 iron approach from rough on 2 after a mediocre tee shot.
  5. 8 iron layup on 2 to the fairway
  6. 77 yard LW to 1-yard.
  7. 1-yard putt for par on 2.
  8. 50-foot putt chip to 4 feet on 3 (then 2 putted)
  9. 6 iron off tee on 4 to the fairway
  10. 8 iron to fairway on 4
  11. LW pitch to green on 4
  12. 2-putt for bogey on 4
  13. 2-putt for bogey on 4
  14. 8 iron away from trouble on 5
  15. 35-foot 2-putt for bogey on 5
  16. 35-foot 2-putt for bogey on 5
  17. 8 iron tee shot on 6 to the fairway
  18. Easy LW pitch for GIR on 6
  19. 21-foot birdie putt on 6
  20. 8 iron to fairway after dropping 4 shots off the tee on hole 7
  21. Blind SW to elevated green on 7
  22. 4-foot make on 7 after a 80-foot 2-putt to 4 feet
  23. 50-foot 2-putt on 8
  24. 50-foot 2-putt on 8
  25. 8 iron from rough to fairway on 9 after a top off the tee
  26. Blasted 6 iron to fairway on 9 leaving 100 yards
  27. PW to green on 9
  28. 9-foot make on 9 to save double bogey
  29. 6 iron tee shot on 10 (right to the middle of the fairway)
  30. Putt chip on 10 to 1 yard (which I 2-putted)
  31. 50-foot putt nearly dropped on 11
  32. 6 iron tee shot on 12 (middle of fairway)
  33. Putt chip to the green on 12 from a hard lie (best result from a buried lie)
  34. 6 iron tee shot on 14 to the middle of the fairway
  35. 27-foot putt chip nearly holed on 14 
  36. 16-foot par putt save on 15
  37. LW shot over water to green on 16 to 15 feet.
  38. 2-putt on hole 16
  39. 2-putt on hole 16
  40. LW chip to green on 17 from a tough lie on an approach miss.
  41. 2-putt on hole 17
  42. 2-putt on hole 17
  43. 6 iron tee shot on 18
  44. PW layup on 18 to a percect distance
  45. 60-yard putt chip on 18 to about a foot.

6/5 at Fountains

Not pictured: the 6 on hole 1 (where I had trouble in the sand) and the 6 on hole 18 (where I went to the beach again).

28 good shots which was 29% of all shots. I was at the beach an awful lot on this round and really struggled to get out. Went to the beach 9 times on 6 holes.

Overall, a 95 for 33 over. Took a lesson with Natalie afterward because it was rough.

  1. 17-yard putt chip on hole 1 to leave 5 feet (which I missed)
  2. LW chip on 4 to 4 feet (to 2-putt :()
  3. 9 iron recovery shot on hole 5. This was, perhaps, my best ever scramble shot. I had to hit under a tree and over a rock. I was pin high and just off the right fringe. Good tee shot too, but one that ran out unlucky.
  4. Putt chip on 5 to set up easy par save
  5. Par save on 5
  6. PW chip on 6 to 6 feet.
  7. 6-foot par save on 6
  8. 7 iron off tee on 7 to the middle of the fairway
  9. LW flop shot that nearly dunked on 7
  10. 45-foot lag putt on 7
  11. 4-foot make to save bogey on 7
  12. 30-foot lag putt on hole 9
  13. 4-foot make on 9
  14. 19-foot hole-out for bogey on 11. My note is: “lol”
  15. 8 iron recovery shot to fairway on 12
  16. 15-foot lipout on 12 for an easy-tap in.
  17. 6 iron tee shot on 13 to fringe
  18. 80-foot chip putt on 13
  19. 9-foot lipout for par on 13
  20. 14-foot hole out on 15
  21. Tee shot on 16 (nearly drove the green)
  22. 2-putt for par (nearly a birdie) 16 – stopped 1 ball from the hole.
  23. 2-putt for par (nearly a birdie) 16
  24. Great sand out from a nearly impossible lie on 17. It was buried in the side wall of a deep greenside bunker. I popped it up and otu.
  25. Nearly holed out from 50-feet for par on 17
  26. Tee shot on 18: right down the middle.
  27. 2-putt on 18
  28. 2-putt on 18

6/17 at Native Oaks

Bogey on hole 1 which could have easily been a par with a less strong draw. Also not pictured: the 10 on hole 18.

41 shots were good, which were 36% of all shots. First time playing this course which had slippery, slippery greens. 113 for a +33 which ain’t too bad for a new course where I hit into hazards and had 16 penalties/shots from hazards.

Putted well, considering the green speed. This was also a round that featured a 20 minute wait to get to the tee box on hole 3. But I did go bogey-par to start … and then the wheels fell off on hole 4 with a 9, lying 3 off the tee box.

Really struggled hitting the ball this round. I’d had some success at swinging earlier in the week but my range session before the round was really bad. I realized afterward that I was trying to do it all with my arms: no body rotation, no weight transfer. Oops.

This was after my lesson on 6/8.

  1. 7 iron tee shot on 1. Didn’t feel good but I hit it 171 apparently?
  2. 2-putt bogey on 1
  3. 2-putt bogey on 1
  4. 7 iron tee shot on 2
  5. 9 iron third shot after a top on 2
  6. LW to green on 2
  7. 15-foot putt to save par
  8. Sand out on on 3
  9. 14-footer par save that just missed on 3 (2-putt afterward)
  10. 2-putt on 4 (after hacking down the fairway)
  11. 2-putt on 4
  12. 8 iron away from trouble on 5
  13. Sand shot on a downhill green on 5 to 7 feet (then a 2 putt)
  14. 8 iron tee shot on 6 middle of the fairway
  15. 2-putt on 6
  16. 2-putt on 6
  17. PW recovery shot from the rough on 7
  18. Great LW chip on 7 to 5-feet (2-putted the 5-footer)
  19. Amazing out on 8 from the fringe of the hazard
  20. 2-putt on 8
  21. 2-putt on 8
  22. 7 iron approach shot on 9. Perfect shot in the middle of the fairway.
  23. 2-putt on 9
  24. 2-putt on 9
  25. Tee shot on 10. A great shot to the middle of the green.
  26. 2-putt on 10
  27. 2-putt on 10
  28. Tee shot on 11 – another good tee shot.
  29. LW chip from behind rock on 11 to 1 foot
  30. 1-footer putt on 11
  31. PW to green on 12 (after 3 previous terrible shots)
  32. 2-putt on 12
  33. 2-putt on 12
  34. 16-yard putt chip on 13 to 4-feet (promptly missed the 4 footer)
  35. Tee shot on 14 to the middle of the fairway
  36. Putt chip on 14 to 4-feet (promptly missed)
  37. Tee shot on 15 to the middle of the fairway
  38. LW from dirt on 15 to 2 yards out (promptly missed)
  39. 9 iron second tee shot on 16 to the fringe.
  40. 9-yard chip putt on 16 to 2 feet.
  41. Second chip from hazard boundary on 18 – got it to 7 feet from a shot that was in the hazard (did not make it)

Round on 6/30

Not pictured: the 7 on hole 17 and the 6 on hole 18.

Secondary thoughts

After a chance to sleep, I am feeling better about the round. Yes, it was frustrating, but I also miscounted many penalty strokes. That did not help my score.

However, it was a rough round. I was expecting to play fast and experiment and instead I had to play with 3 other people who played so … slow.

So I need to practice how to reset before each shot… Maybe a preshot routine? I also had way, way too many swing thoughts. I’d worry about the pause, worry about standing up, worry about my hand position.

Next time I will frame it as an experiment and try to practice a growth mindset. I was not discouraged on hole 1, when my first tee shot went into a  tree. The hooked 6 iron, also into a tree, was playable.

Problem was keeping it in play and getting discouraged when literally the worst that could happen would happen.

If I kept it on the course, that’s a 108 and that’s with terrible putting and literally whacking it around the course.

Pre-secondary thoughts.

I also tried to frame this as an experiment: what happens if I use my driver?

I will try to have this growth mindset approach next time.

This was a bad score, but I also managed to have the most penalties and hazards I have ever hit. Which is impressive.

Initial Thoughts

I hit my driver successfully on a few holes and had a chance up until hole 9. That was when I had a 14: I hit the ball out of play 3 times, including on safe shots. Actually an 11.

I had a lot of trouble with my putter and really struggled to keep the ball in play.

When I lost a ball on a hole, I couldn’t stop losing balls. On the 11 on hole 9, I lost one off the tee and had a terrible lie so my punch shot into the fairway went into a trap. Then the trap shot was good but … I lost the ball in the hazard again. Finally, my play from that drop, I hooked the ball out of play again.

So if I’d kept it in play, I’d have had, you know, an 8.

I also had a 12, which was similar: lost the ball off the tee, then had to punch back into the fairway. Chunked it into the fairway and then chunked into the hazard. Then a 3 putt.

Oh, I also had a wonderful experience of driving the ball a ton and then being unable to find it…

It was really frustrating. I played really well through 6 holes: +6. Then I was plus +42 through 12. So a 118 with 39 putts, hitting 47% of fairways and 0 greens.

  1. Putter chip on 1 to 1 foot short.
  2. Putter make on 1 for bogey.
  3. Tee shot on 2. My best tee shot on Arcoss: straight as a rope, right down the middle, 264 yards.
  4. LW chip on 2 – over a sand trap
  5. Lag putt on 2 to 1 foot
  6. Make on 2 for a bogey.
  7. 67 foot putt make to save par on hole 3
  8. PW on 4, good shot to the ball into the fairway
  9. Lag putt on 4 to make an …
  10. Easy double bogey.
  11. Getting the ball out on hole 6. It was buried in the hazard.
  12. Excellent bunker shot on 8 to get out in 1
  13. Putt on 8 from 21 feet to easy tap in
  14. LW chip on 9 that nearly holed out
  15. Lag putt on 10 to 2 feet
  16. 16-foot lag putt on 11 that just missed 1 foot short
  17. 9 iron on hole 12, a good stroke after repeated bad ones
  18. Downhill putt on 12 to leave 4 feet and … prompt missed the 4 footer.
  19. Putt on hole 13 to lead to an easy tap in
  20. Driver on 14 – beautiful drive that I managed to lose
  21. Rescue shot on 15: behind a tree and hit it through to the green
  22. 10 yard putt for a 2-putt on 15
  23. PW third swing on hole 16, perfect layup to an easy shot that I promptly chunked into the hazard
  24. Tee shot on 18 – pounded 250 yards
  25. Sand out on 18 – out in one from a buried lie

Saturday is for Golfers but not Foot Golfers: Welk Resort, Oaks, on 2/26

I have a huge backlog of rounds that I’ve played and I’m trying to write my way through them.

The context for this round is that I was taking my girls to play the Oaks course at the Welk. Last time I played this course, it was raining in the middle of winter and we only made it to hole 13.

This time, things were different. We had planned on it for a while and the girls were pumped to play foot golf, well, until we got there. That was when the youngest one decided that she would opt out.

But we got in our cart, we got our foot golf balls and promptly headed over to the first tee. Warm up? What warm up?

I … I was not in a good headspace for this round. Instead of enjoying it, in the moment, I was annoyed that I had cajoled my youngest into coming because she didn’t want to be there. I was annoyed I wasn’t able to warm up. The annoyances were strong with me, which meant I was going to be extremely pleasant.

Oh, and for some reason unbeknownst to me know, I decided I wouldn’t hit off any tees. Partially this was because the first tee box was moved forward a bit for pre-Spring maintenance.

Anyway, the first hole, consulting with Arcoss, I decided to hit my lob wedge. I blocked the ball out right, into the rough.

Now, hole 1 is quite sloped back to front and I was long and right. So I chipped a decent lob wedge onto the green, but left myself about 20 feet from the pin with a downhill putt.

I didn’t give myself a good chance going down, which meant a 3-putt double bogey on an 80 yard hole.

The next hole was a similar situation. Tee box moved up, but a more forgiving green guarded by a bunker. I hit an excellent sand wedge shot to the green that left me 5 yards from the pin.

I then drained the 5 yarder for birdie. Kept my head down, slightly uphill putt, and putted through the ball.

And while I was annoyed at the double bogey, birdieing the second hole was even worse for my expectations.

The second hole was when the oldest child decided she no longer wanted to play foot golf. That also helped a lot.

Emerald Isle at the Golden Hour

On a Friday, I tried to squeeze in Emerald Isle, after work, with some friends. I had some range warm up (a rarity) and some putting warmup. The range warmup was not particularly good.

Hole 1, I tried to do too much. I decided to hit 8 iron and, instead of learning from my mistakes all the other times I played this hole, I compounded them. See, last time I played, I hit an easy shot that found the front of the green but was 90 feet from the hole, which I four-putted.

This time, I was going for the center of the green with a full swing with my 8 iron. I aimed at the right side of the green and promptly hit the ball perfectly straight, out of bounds about 100 yards away.

I hit another because why not and hit a hook which ran well down the hill. I later found it (like 2 hours later) on the tee box of hole 16.

I decided to avail myself of the rule that allows you to drop in the fairway for 4 – and promptly skulled my lob wedge 60 yards over the green into a bunch of other crap.

This was error number: following a bad shot with a stupid shot.

Much better would have been a pitching wedge or 9 iron runner that’s only going to carry 6 or 7 yards and roll out to 40.

Anyway, for shot 5 I decided to try to hit lob wedge again, only this time I was going to give it some touch and have it .. not do what it did, which was get fluffed to the fringe. At least it made it to the fringe.

That left an easy 17-yard putt from off the green which I got to 10 feet. The 10-footer was a good putt, which meant I was able to escape with a wonderful 8 on hole 1.

I resolved to not let it get to me: everyone can have a blow-up hole.

Hole 2 I decided to hit 6 iron off the tee, going for the green. Only the 6 iron shot really seems to be chunky and short, only like 150 yards. Weird ball flight too.

It was after the round that I realized that I’d hit my 9 iron instead of my 6 iron – so the 150 yard shot was actually very good.

I tried not to feel disappointed since I was in the fairway – but I did. That’s okay, I was 30 yards from the pin. So let’s go LW and – hey why not skull it? It was an absolutely atrocious shot.

Fortunately, this was where I realized what I was doing wrong: I was reverting to a bad habit of not focusing on the ball when swinging.

But again, the ball stayed in play and was on the back of the green, just 20 yards from the pin. It was in the rough but very puttable so I did that. I left myself 4 yards for the par putt and tried to get it close and, naturally, made par.


Hole 3 I decided to hit 8 iron and hit a great one: 142 yards to the green about 5 yards from the pin.

I didn’t miss very well with the putt but I managed to get within striking distance. I lined up the 4-footer and proceeded like I’ve been practicing: head down through the stroke – and was rewarded by the ball dropping into the cup for my very first par on this hole.

Hole 4 I hit pitching wedge and … I remember something went wrong. My ball drew pretty heavily left but ended up in the sand. Considering it’s OB beyond the sand trap, I was happy to be in the sand … until I saw the ball perched on the edge of the trap, below the ridge of the bunker.

Going for the pin was not an option considering the lie: I’d hit the lip with my club and … not hit the ball. So I aimed very far away from the pin and managed to get the ball out and onto the green.

That left me about 30 or so feet for par but I had a great putt to 2-feet out. And I made the 2-footer.

Hole 5 was playing pretty far up and I hit pitching wedge. I aimed center of the green and had a pretty hefty draw. I was hoping to hit the sand trap after the draw and did not.

Instead, my ball hit the cart path and ran down down down down to 150 yards, some 30 yards long of the green.

I dropped from the cart path into an area that was a decent lie, no nearer to the hole. It was about a 12-yard carry, slightly uphill. I hit it about 11 and a half yards, which meant the ball rolled down the hill, further away.

This next time, I tried a more aggressive flop shot. It hit the tree and rolled back to where I was again.

Then I hit it much harder and the ball at least got onto the plateau, not on the green but at least puttable. I putted it really close from 33 feet out, to about 4 feet. Then I made that 4 footer for a 6.

Nothing like a quadruple chip! In this case, the biggest issue was that I got cute with the second shot: instead of being okay with going long, I tried to finesse the shot. A sand wedge or a pitching wedge to give more rollout would have been a better choice and I’ll do that for my next uphill shot: club up to make sure that the roll gets up the hill, even if I miss short.

Hole 6 is a little shorter, so i decided to hit sand wedge. I was a little chunky, I think, but the ball got just to the fringe.

I thought about the chip a bit, waffling between PW and 9 iron, and hit a pitching wedge and ended up about 10 yards short. So that means that a 9 iron was the right choice. Did the math wrong there.

Hilariously, me and all my buddies hit it all to the same distance from the pin. So we all decided to synchronize our putts from 30 feet out.

I got it to about a foot and easily tapped in for a bogey.

Hole 7 is a short par 4 that I always seem to screw up. This time, I did select 6 iron and hit it oh, you know, 200 yards, into the fairway.

My buddy Kivan hit his 3 wood onto the green so he had a 7 yard eagle putt. I had 30 yards for eagle and hit an excellent pitch shot that nearly, nearly rolled in. It stopped about 4-feet past the hole.

Kivan hit a terrible eagle putt that left his about 5 yards for birdie and three-putted for the par. Which was something he moaned about and I quickly shut it down. Par is a good score.

It helped that I made the 4-footer for a birdie, which is, I think, my first ever recorded birdie on a par 4.

I was pumped when I made it.

Hole 8 is short but a terribly challenging green. I hit the green pretty easily but left myself a 32-footer for birdie.

I was not expecting to make the 32-footer; I was just hoping to get close enough to have a chance since it was a sweeping, downhill putt.

I missed pretty badly, leaving 7-feet back to the hole. But then I lipped out the 7-footer and tapped in for bogey.

Hole 9 is another challenging hole because of the green. I hit my 8 iron into the wind and hit a fade when I was expecting a draw. That meant I nearly hit the players in front of us. As I walked up to apologize, we heard an explosion from the tee box on 10.

The group in front of the group that had just cleared the green were shouting. Their friend Mike had made an ace.

Congratulations Mike.

This should also show how backed up the course was. There was also not really any reason for it: just a few foursomes in front of us that were taking a LONG time.

Anyway, I found my ball on the cart path and dropped on the rough of hole 12. It was extremely down hill, carrying the path, toward a severe downslope that would accelerate the ball all the way down the hill into the water hazard. So I played it perpendicular to the hole which was set on the only flat spot on the green, front left.

I hit a great shot into the rough above the hole which slowed it down as it fell to the green and trickled off the front of the green. However, the ball stopped on a sprinkler in front of the green. So another free relief for a 27 foot putt onto the green, which stopped a foot long of the hole. Easy in for a bogey.

This was  a pretty good front 9. I was +11, but +8 of that was from 2 holes. Net, I was +1.

Reviewing this after the fact, I cannot believe I was disappointed. An actual +3 through 7 holes? That’s really good!

My tee shots were decent. The only one truly atrocious was hole 1; hole 5 was bad but really the problem was caused by chipping.

My approach shots were decent too: both contacted the green and one stayed on.

Chipping was good too, with the exception of hole 5 and hole 1.  I hit 3 greens so I would expect to have 6 chip shots. Instead, I had 12, but 7 of them came on 2 holes. True I had a double chip on 9, but that was a good double-chip.

Putting was good, which was a relief, let me tell you. A 4-yard make and a birdie putt, plus missing no short putts, felt really good after the atrocious play I’ve had recently. 15 putts is really good, exactly what I would hope for.

Onto Hole 10. 

I had a bad tee shot. I chunked it but got it about 100 yards, over the water hazard and onto the cart path. Relief was not much better than the cart path but after Chason chipped his shot into the lip of the bunker, I hit mine a bit harder and skulled the ball over the green and into the rough on the hill above the downhill and downward sloping green.

I hit a very delicate putt along the fringe, aiming perpendicular to the hole about 6 yards or so.

I missed the hole by about a ball length and ended rolling out to about 4 feet, which I made for a bogey. Excellent putting there.

Hole 11 I hit my lob wedge and aimed right of the tee for some reason – or maybe I blocked it out? It was a little short but on the green at least.

I was pretty far away: some 40 feet. But I had a great putt to about a foot away for another par. Woo-hoo!

Hole 12 I hit long again with the ball refusing to stay on the green and just trickling into the fringe. The biggest issue was that I was below the hole on the 2 tier green and had about 16 yards to the hole.

But I made a great chip putt to about 4 feet away from the pin and just flatout missed the putt. I pulled it but at least gave myself an easy putt for bogey.

Hole 13 I chunked my lob wedge off the tee. I had a good second shot that left me about 15 feet to the blind pin – and I ended up putting the ball off the green, just barely, when I missed the downhill putt.

That meant a 3 yard uphill putt which I majorly rushed and a 1 yard follow up for a double-bogey. Nothing good about that hole.

Hole 14 I was rushed because we finally played through on the threesome in front of us. I don’t know what they were doing but the green was clear and they were just standing on the tee box when we walked up. It was bizarre.

I hit a fat 8 iron very short of the sand trap which left me about 15 yards from the green and 14 yards short of the trap.

For whatever reason, instead of taking the safe shot to the middle of the green, i decided to try to finesse my shot over the trap. Yes, I hit it 13 yards. Yes it was in the trap.

Yes I got the ball out but it was not out to particularly close: i had like 30 feet to go. Would have been much better to do that and get a bogey than the alternative.

I had a good putt to 2 feet and made the 2-footer. But not before shaking my fist at my own stupidity.

Hole 15 I got over the chunks and hit my 8 iron just 117 yards, over the green and into the wind (I think Arcoss was starting to have some trouble finding me as the sun went down).

I hit a big draw over the left side of the green leaving me 16 yards out on the fringe.

I had a decent 50 foot putt but it still left me about a 7 footer out, which I missed. In for a bogey.

Nothing particularly good there.

Hole 16 I chunked into the hazard with my pitching wedge. Then i hit my pitching wedge long ono the green, which left me a 39 foot downhill putt to the hole. I put it extremely close for a double-bogey that woulda been a par.

Since the people in front of us were taking ages, we played 15 and 3 again.

I hit a perfectly straight shot on 15, but three-putted (missing a short putt). Then on 3, I hit another great tee shot and two-putted for par.

Not a lot of detailed notes on these holes because Arcoss was extremely useless. I haven’t figured out how to skip back or track replayed holes.

But two pars on 3 was really nice. As was the tee shot on 15.

Back 9 was +10, which was actually net even for me (since 3 is such a challenging hole).

My tee shots were much worse, certainly caused by the glacial pace at which the game proceeded. I had 10 tee shots and only 6 were any good.

I did hit 3 greens, with honorable mentions on 12, 15 the first time and 16 the second tee shot. That meant 6 chips (well, 5 since hole 16 doesn’t count) were required and I had just 8, which wasn’t too shabby, especially considering that a double-chip on 10 was almost required, 13 rolled off the green, and …

I’m putting lipstick on a pig. It’s not going to work.

Putting was also less good on the back 9: I missed 2 short putts and had just 1 one-putt to balance out my three-putt on 15 the second time.

However, given the challenges of golf, it was a good result. Putting was so much better this round which was really, really nice.

It’s hard to decided if hole 7 or the double pars on hole 3 were more exciting. I think it’s the pars on the holes where I’ve never pared them before. That’s a good feeling.

  1. 4-yarder for par on hole 2
  2. Tee shot on 3
  3. Finishing putt on 3
  4. Getting out of the sand in 1 on 4
  5. Lag putt on 4
  6. Chip putt on 5
  7. Synchronized lag putt on 6
  8. Tee shot on 7
  9. Approach on 7
  10. Birdie on 7
  11. Tee shot on 8
  12. Chip on 9 not running into hell
  13. Chip putt on 9 getting very close
  14. Chip putt on 10
  15. Lag putt on 11
  16. Chip putt on 12
  17. Lag putt on 16
  18. Tee shot on 15 (2nd time)
  19. Tee shot on 3 (2nd time)
  20. Lag putt on 3
  21. Putt in on 3

Freedom from the house: Early Morning at Emerald Isle on 2/6

So this was an early morning round, solo, playing before getting groceries for the week.

I woke up late and didn’t get out of the house in time to warm up more than a cursory way. I had 5 swings in my backyard and then three putts at the course.

My goal was just to have fun and enjoy being out of the house for the first time in 3 weeks. We all got Covid, see?

I was the third wheel (well, fourth wheel) on a weekly Sunday morning game between twins and their cousin. The first tee was trouble for two players, as much as it usually is for me. So when I stepped up with my 9 iron I was … well, skeptical that I’d have success. I seem to mishit the first tee shot, no matter what I do.

This time was different. I hit an excellent 9 iron, with a slight draw (somehow that stuck around), and the ball was … on the green? It was, you know, just 80 feet from the hole. I should have hit an 8 iron and had debated. But on the green is better than off the green – and I actually hit the ball the well on the first hole?

So despite the length of the putt I somehow got it really, really close. Like 7 feet or so. However, that’s still a long distance but an 80-foot three-putt isn’t bad.

Instead, I just .. duffed it. I put the putt to 4 feet, very short. Then I missed the 4-footer and finally tapped it in for a 4-putt double bogey on a GIR.

Great start.

The next hole is a short par 4 (really, a par 3 on other course). I was planning on hitting 6 iron because there was a change I could hold the green. Instead, I shanked it.

Just a cold shank into the scrub right – but at least I could see my ball.

Unfortunately, it was held up by a stick. Instead of hitting it, I moved the stick and the ball moved too, which is, I think, a 1-stroke penalty? That’s how I counted it, anyway.

The ball was not in a particularly good location – barely inbounds behind a tree and under a tree. So I punched it out and the ball stopped on the one tuft of grass between the cart path and the fairway. Fortunately, that was a clear shot to the hole, so clear that I thinned my lob wedge that was supposed to go 60 yards — about 90.

That wasn’t a huge problem, just … well over the green. I had an excellent, just excellent, chip onto the green from the rough, leaving about 3 yards. Which I then missed very, very long, leaving 4 feet back to the pin.

This time, I made the 4 footer. Woot.

Another issue was that, for this entire hole, I was struggling with Arcos trying to add strokes to hole 1. I think I got to a +8 before I realized that I needed to move them all to hole 2. Nice.

Hole 3 is a bug bear, at all times and for all players. Not only is it over the water, but the green slopes heavily forward.

This time, I hit an excellent 8 iron that landed long of the hole, skipped forward, and then rolled back, down, past the hole, past the fringe of the green and off the front.

At least I hit the green?

But I wasn’t in the water. I got it on the green to 8 feet away from the pin and promptly and carefully three-putted.

That was disappointing: the first stroke wasn’t the best contact, and then the second shot slid out. So the last putt was a mercy more than anything else.

Hole 4 is another habitual failure point, but not for any specific reason: it’s narrow and uphill but … that’s not why you shank it.

I got some feedback from my enthusiastic playing partner who had hilariously trash talked his cousin’s ball into the water. He told me that it was a long green, which I appreciated, even though I had played the hole before.

I didn’t say that. His brother told him that with the chagrin that only a brother can.

I hit an excellent pitching wedge up onto the green, the best (again) of all my playing partners.

I was pin high, 17 feet left of the hole. Easy putt close and tapped in for a par (although I was definitely thinking birdie).

Interesting note, as I walked away from the hole, I noticed that my footsteps were crunching on the grass – because of the frost.

Hole 5 I took my honors and teed off, only to realize after my beautiful 9 iron tee shot that drew toward the bunker and had a great bounce right to the green – was from the wrong tee box. Oops.

I had another 17 foot putt that I missed close – and then missed the par putt. Definitely got ahead of myself for a 3-putt bogey.

Hole 6 is a little shorter, with another long green. I hit a good pitching wedge that drew again and, when I got up to the ball, just stopped. No roll out which was a bit frustrating. I was like 30 yards away from the back pin position.

I did the math and had a great bump and run to 3 yards out. Missed the 9 footer but tapped in for an easy bogey.

Hole 7 I hit a chunky 6 iron off the tee which drew back into the center of the fairway. Or at least, it appeared to be doing that – but when I went to look for my ball, it was just on the edge of the cart path going down the hill to OB. What a terrible bounce.

I realize now that I should have taken relief from the cart path and moved into the fairway but I didn’t think about that at the time. I hit a chunk 8 iron bump and run which was basically a sand shot that left me about 50 yards from the pin. I bumped and ran my pitching wedge, which stopped pin high but 20 feet right of the pin. I putted close and in for a bogey, which was a good recovery.

Hole 8 was a short one that I hit a little long and left, but on the green, again. Unfortunately, this meant I had a long, downhill putt. I missed long, on purpose, but not super great – about 1.7 yards from the pin. I missed the 5 footer for another 3-putt bogey. Blergh.

Hole 9 I hit a 9 iron that drew right to the middle of the green. When I went to find the ball, I saw that I was about 1 foot from the pin position a couple of days ago. As it was, I had an uphill 20 footer which was kind of what I wanted – or at least I thought.

But … then my ball died about a foot from the pin and then rolled down to 7 feet away. So I tried again and consciously putted past the pin – and the ball rolled back to my exact same starting spot.

So I putted up again and the ball stopped on the lip. My playing partners quickly said, “that’s in!” and I took it. But then the ball rolled back down.

So i took the concession for a bogey (which is some creative scoring from me, I must say) and then had two more tries to finally bury the 7 footer for what would have been a 5-putt triple bogey.

That was a good set of tee shots on the front 9: 8 were good; 1 was bad.

My approach shots on the par 4s were also bad, because i was in trouble from the tee shot. So I had 3 approach shots when I’d expect 2.

Chipping was good, if only because I hit 5 greens. On the holes where I didn’t hit the green, I only had 4 chips. And those 4 chips left me 3 yards out, 3 times and then a 7 yarder. Not necessarily easy to get up and down but better than worse.

Putting was my downfall. The four-putt on hole 1 really hurt, as did the 4 3-putts. I had 24 total and 16 were from under 9 feet. Oof.

Starting the back 9 after an atrocious hole 9, I hit an great, drawing 8 iron aimed at the middle of the green. It was pretty long, but there’s a hill left and behind green, which I hit to see my shot roll back to 29 feet away on the green. Realistically, I hit the the ball around 140 to 150 but that was a good miss.

Anyway, you know what to expect here. I had a decent length putt but misaimed it, leaving me 7 feet uphill. Nervous from the terrible result on the previous hole, I gave my ball enough juice to just stop right in front of the hole for another 3-putt bogey.

Hole 11 is a short hill with a tee box that looks like a gophers playground. I honestly don’t know how they would repair it given its location but I am not a discount golf course superintendent.

I hit my lob wedge, well, and onto the green. It was 13 feet away and I, wouldn’t you know it, botched the putt.

I didn’t give it enough to get to the hole and then the 4 foot second putt just died right on the lip for another 3 putt bogey.

Hole 12 was playing pretty long, but I decided to hit pitching wedge so that I wouldn’t go over the back of the green.

Instead, I hit the green and the ball bounced off the green and over the back. Into the rough but it at least didn’t go over the cart path.

I hit an excellent lob wedge chip from the rough: I thought about hitting sand wedge or hitting some kind of pitching wedge bump and run but then I thought: “Don’t get cute. Just get it on the green.”

So I looked at the back of the ball (as I’ve been doing) and used the bounce to get under the ball. Popped it up and onto the green and it rolled and rolled and rolled right to the pin about a yard away.

Finished that for a par which felt really good.

Hole 13 is a hole with a potential to be a disaster, considering the deep and enormous bunker that guards the green.

It’s short and I hit a great lob wedge that ended up on the green, 4 yards long of the hole.

It was a downhill putt that I blasted past the hole, trying to make a birdie. That left me 5 feet coming back which I missed, literally one more revolution from falling. Oh well.

That’s another 3-putt bogey.

On hole 14, I hit a 9 iron with a nice draw to the middle of the green. That left me about 9 yards from the pin, but I had an excellent lag putt to 2 feet. And then i promptly missed the two-footer which felt just as good as you’d expect.

Made the tap in.

Hole 15 is a bit of a walk from hole 14 so, despite my leading bogey, I was last to tee off on hole 15. I promptly chunked it into the water (I could see the ball but left it there since people were teeing off on 3) and reeteed a huge draw long and left of the green with my 8 iron.

I hit an absolutely excellent 4th shot from the rough that rolled out to 4 feet – which I promptly missed for a triple bogey. Hooray again.

Hole 16 I used my pitching wedge since I was hitting it pretty well and 9 iron would be way too long.

I hit a great shot, literally right at the pin. My ball hit about 1 yard from the hole and stopped – and then squirted back off the front of the green.

That meant and 11 yard chip shot on that I hit will, leaving 2 yards to the pin.

As you might expect, I missed that and then tapped in for bogey.

Hole 17 is a hole I have not yet figured out. I think next time I am going to chip an 8 iron on because … well this time I did what I do every time and I chunked it. Again.

The ball was in the rough about 40 yards from the pin and I hit a great great flop shot that left me about 4 yards from the pin.

I putted it to about a foot – and missed the 1 footer. Sigh.

Time for hole 18. I was reminded at how much this course backs up on the first 3 holes when there was a line of 5 golf carts waiting to tee off.

I hit a great tee shot with my sand wedge (the first good, full sand wedge shot I’ve hit in a month, apparently) that hit the hill right (because of my draw) and kicked right, onto the green. That left me a 5-yarder which I blew past the hole to 4 feet.

You can guess what happened here: I missed the 4 footer. And made another 3 putt bogey.

So that was another good 9 off the tee. Only 1 error on hole 15.

Chipping was also excellent: I hit 5 greens, so I needed 4 chip shots. And those chip shots left me a total distance of 9 yards to the pin which is great.

The issue was putting. It was, somehow, 1 stroke better than on the front – with a 1-putt too. The issue was short putts, again: I had 17 at 7 feet or under. I made exactly 1 on the first try.

I remember feeling annoyed that I was missing these putts but I didn’t feel bad about myself. It was more like: well, that is certainly not working. I blame, 100%, the fact that I hit 3 putts total. That was certainly the issue more than anything else.

But the annoyance was overridden by the joy at doing something I enjoyed.

Two Partial Rounds: A Rainy Afternoon and MLK, Jr. Day

Over the Christmas holiday, I took a lot of time off work. The week before Christmas was pretty fraught: I had a cold. My girls had colds. To top it all off, my in-laws (both vaccinated) caught Covid and that canceled our Christmas Eve plans.

So I wasn’t able to play at all the week before Christmas. The week after Christmas, I could play, but it was raining a TON. After playing on Monday and using the Arrcos Caddie, I was anxious to play again. I had to play just 5 more rounds before it could give me tips!

Wednesday the rain was supposed to let up. My in-laws, freed from quarantine, were game to play. My kids were game to play. But since they were coming, a kid-friendly course was optimal. 

And since it was raining, a nice course with lots of grass was … better.

So then, the Lawrence Welk Resort’s Oaks Course, a 1,000 yard par 3 course. It’s easy, my in-laws like it, and it’s relatively inexpensive.

We showed up without a tee time but the course was pretty deserted. The rain had not gotten the memo that it was supposed to stop at this point in the day.

Which was nice because it meant we could play but not nice in that it was wet and cold. My girls were excited to walk around in the rain but my in-laws were not. They watched the first hole instead of playing and then skedaddled.

The rain and herding my children precluded any warm up. I just took a couple swings on the first tee.

Hole 1 is a 100 yard hole. The challenge is that it’s: 1 the first tee and 2: the green is pretty sloped back to front.

It’s a par 3 course: what do you want?

With my daughters and in-laws watching, I hit a lovely pitching wedge to about 5 yards from the hole. I two-putted in the par. I remember hoping for birdie but not expecting nor trying for it.

Hole 2 is a little longer than hole 1 but has a bunker in front of the hole.

I hit pitching wedge again and, sans gallery other than my kids, I chunked it. I reteed, since I’d paid for two tee times (older daughter decided that no, she was not going to play after all), and put it on the green.

I trudged up to my chunked shot and hit a lob wedge a little short of the green. Putted it onto the green poorly, leaving myself a 7 footer, which I missed close.

That’s a double bogey on a 105 yard hole.

Hole 3 is EVEN longer at 110 yards! I hit pitching wedge, again a little chunky and short. And again, my second tee shot held the green.

The ball was pretty stuck and I felt clever, so I tried 20 yard bump and run from the rough. Unfortunately, it was a sodden mess from the rain (which had now stopped) so the ball just stuck.

That meant it was a putt chip onto the green again leaving a 7 footer, which I missed and then finally made for another double. Hooray.

Hole 4 is about 80 yards to the center of the green (which is enormous), so I hit my sand wedge. And I naturally chunked my sand wedge which was embarrassing. The second sand wedge was on the green.

Since was about 40 yards from the hole (and that’s my sand wedge pitching shot distance) I hit a SW about 37 yards, which left me in the rough about 10 yards from the hole. That is the golf you are reading this blog for.

I putted excellently, from 10 yards to 2 feet and got off the double bogey train.

Hole 5 is about 90 yards and slightly uphill, so I hit a pitching wedge. It was not the best stroke, a little short of the hole, but it was in play. Again, my second ball was on the green.

I had another excellent chip putt on, 16 yards which left me an easy tap-in par.

Hole 6 is fairly long (like 120 yards), over a water hazard to a green framed by large trees and bunkers long.

I hit a PW good shot but hooked it. My second shot, once again, held the green.

I actually couldn’t find the ball, mostly because i thought I was short. After looking for a bit, I dejectedly started to walk to my ball on the green to try for a bogey putt, I found the ball, in the rough, but with what I thought was a fairly accessible shot.

I didn’t look at the ball through my swing and skulled it over the green. So I went and chipped the ball on … and off the green again. I then had third chip onto the green. I never got myself in a position where I could putt successfully.

Once I got on the green, I had a 17 footer that I got close enough to make a triple bogey.

Maybe I should have taken the lost ball on the green…

I gotta admit, I was pretty sad on hole 7’s tee box. I was encouraged by a decent sand wedge shot off the tee. It left me short of the green, but I was able to chip on close with my lob wedge. Then I made the putt for a par.

Hole 8 is uphill to a wide pancake of a green, about 80 yards. I hit a great SW to the green, leaving myself 15 feet for birdie.

Not thinking birdie, I putted up and in for the birdie.

Hole 9 is decently long, some 130 yards plus, so I hit my 9 iron. I faded it into a tree right of the green which actually deflected the ball to the back of the green.

It was a long putt onto the green and then I surprised myself by leaving it 2 feet short, which was another par.

So that felt good: birdie sandwiched by up-and-down pars.

Hole 10 is a long, uphill hole to a long green. I hit 9 iron again and hit a tree again – but this time it was a bad bounce. The ball died and fell the mulch, down the hill, left of the green.

I decided to hit a pitching wedge from the mulch and hit it a bit too cleanly. The ball didn’t stop on the green: it rolled up, past the green, and onto the downslope bank above the hole.

Thinking about this, hitting long into that bank was a better choice than what I did. Next time I play, I’ll remember that.

Instead, I had to carry the cart path and some rough to get to the green. I hit a decent lob wedge that ran out very long on the green, leaving 30 feet to the hole. I missed short, uphill in the rain, and then missed again, leaving me with my second triple bogey.

At this point, it began raining lightly again. But my kids were still having fun.

Hole 11 saw another chunk off the tee and another second ball holding the green.

I had 40 yards or so to the pin, hit it 50 with my sand wedge, and then left myself a 12 yard putt chip. That I put in close (i actually shouted for the ball to go in the hole) and made for a improbable up-and-down bogey.

Hole 12 was about 110 yards. I hit a slight draw with my pitching wedge, left of the green. I was chipping uphill to a downsloping green (I think), so I just barely chipped on with my lob wedge ( a little too tentative). But I two-putted from 26 feet away, so that was a good feeling.

Hole 13 was the last hole. It was getting really wet (I almost lost the club swinging) and, most importantly, my kids decided that they had stopped having fun in the rain. I think it was because the snacks ran out.

I hit another good pitching wedge, again slightly left of the green. I was a bit further, but an excellent lob wedge left me just 1 and a half feet from the hole, a distance which I promptly missed.

All in all, I finished with a 52 for +13 through 13. That was pretty good.

No pictures because they’re all pictures of my kids, rolling down hills and filling divots. That’s for me, not you.

Also Arcoss has trouble with the shortness of this course. Frequently, I was putting in the parking lot.

Oceanside Muni on MLK Jr. Day

This was an impromptu round. My goal was to get in 9 before sundown. Got to the course at about 230 and walked on.

I could have joined up with a few random players on the front but chose to take my time. The practice green appeared to be closed so I hit 5 tees on the first green. Then the players behind me asked if I was up: and so that was how the round started.

I hit an excellent 6 iron off the tee: it drew and went a nice distance. Then I checked the distance to the green and it was about 150 to the center of the green. I hit a 7 iron that hit the green and rolled just off.

I was thrilled. This is exactly how I had hoped this hole would go. I was slightly amused that my 6 iron had gone 177 yards – and my  7 iron went … 175 yards, apparently.

That left me pretty long of the pin, but it was a pretty level putt. I putted really well, consciously not trying to make it, and ended up just about a foot from the pin on 27-foot putt. Easy make for a … par?

I was patient walking over to hole 2 – although I could have easily caught up to and joined the group in front of me. But I took my time and teed off with a 7 iron – which I drew again. This was problematic because I’d been expecting a fade and so aimed at the left side of the fairway.

My ball was in the mulch and dirt left of the rough – it was a decent lie, if slightly tree obscured) and I hit what I thought was a punch shot.

Instead, it was a laser beam – the ball would just not stop rolling. I was 100 yards from the middle of the green. The ball hit on the little swale left of the green and Just. Kept. rolling.

When i finally found it, i’d gone 35 yards long of the green and my ball was resting against the edge of the cart path. It was on grass but it was a very tough location to hit from. I didn’t have a good sense of the shot I wanted to hit and .. well, that always goes well for golf.

I hit my lob wedge first and didn’t give myself enough power. That meant my ball rolled back down the hill. Then I ditched my lob wedge for my putter and tried putting it up the hill. That took me about two putts to get up the hill. Then I finally putted from the fringe, down the hill, to leave myself 7 feet. Which I missed but at least got it close enough to make an 8.

What went wrong here? Well, I lost focus and was trying to minimize the damage after the missed chip. But – and this is a big butt – I followed an unlucky shot with a bad shot, and then a bad shot with two more stupid shots.

What I should have done was tried to go long of the front of the green – then I would be putting up the green. So that would have given me an extra chip (maybe) – as opposed to 3 extra chips.

After this hole, I had a long delay. I joined up with the group in front of me: a civil engineer, a man in a cart with a bum leg, and a retiree who played the gold tees (whoopee!).

After this long delay, I hit a 6 iron to the green, about 4 yards from the hole. I had a decent putt to leave me a yard out (okay, that’s not the best putt) and then my 1 yard putt lipped out for a bogey on a GIR.

But a Par, and then a GIR was a good result. Heck, even the terrible punch shot was a good shot that just … didn’t work.

Hole 4 things opened up a little bit; we were able to tee off pretty quickly.

I hit an excellent 6 iron off the tee and while i wasn’t intending to cut the corner, I did and did so successfully. I hit a 186 yard 6 iron shot, perfectly in the middle of the fairway. Then I hit a 6 iron draw up toward the green, but, unfortunately, I didn’t really aim my second shot. As it was, I maybe could have given myself an easier shot.

But I had 50 yards left on a par 5, hitting from the rough. I was definitely thinking birdie at this point.

I went a bit long with my pitching wedge, leaving me an 11-yard chip, which I left short. I missed the short 2 yard putt and was in for another bogey.

8 notwithstanding, I was playing pretty well.

There was another long delay on hole 5 and I … oh brother. I shanked my tee shot OB. Then my second shot with the 7 iron I hit a fade. And since every long shot had drawn, I was aiming at the right side of the green.

That wasn’t too bad: I was on the fringe and 14 yards away. I putted on, okay, leaving myself a lot of meat on the bone – about a 7 footer. I don’t know how I missed but I definitely missed poorly and left myself a 4-foot putt – that I missed horribly. I think I paid no attention to my playing partners putts and missed the easy, short putt. So that’s a 7 on a par 3. Oof.

Hole 6 is pretty easy and I’ve certainly underestimated it before.

This time, I hit a 6 iron off the tee, accounted for my draw and gave myself an excellent lie about 80 yards from the pin.

80 yards is an uncomfortable distance for me but I decided to hit SW since that’s supposed to go 80 yards. Really, I should have hit lob wedge since that won’t go too long.

Unfortunately, I had the same issue I had on hole 2: I blasted it. My SW was thinly hit and would not stop rolling. It finally stopped on hole 7’s tee box about 50 yards from the green.

Now, you will remember, gentle reader, that I had had a similar issue on hole 4 where I hit a pitching wedge from 50 yards. For whatever reason, that result (slightly long) was unacceptable and I decided to hit a lob wedge.

That lob wedge went about half the distance I had intended it to go – about 24 yards. Then I hit another lob wedge and missed very long. That left me a 15 yard chip shot that I decided to use my putter.

It was not the best chip and it left me 5 yards long. I almost made the 5-yarder for double-bogey and had an easy tap-in for another 7. Hooray.

Hole 7 I remembered my folly from the last time. I was not going to get a 10 today. 6 was a goal score.

I had a great tee shot – absoutely lovely. It was so so good. 9 iron, right down the middle with a slight draw to roll out and leave my 170 yards from the middle of the green.

I hit my 6 iron and was not fixated on a specific aiming point. That meant my draw ran left, over the cart path, pin high.

I pitched on with my lob wedge and couldn’t get the ball to stop. But I was able to give myself a good putt from the fringe to leave about 4 feet in.

I lipped out again for a double bogey. But … man, I could have had a birdie chance!

Hole 8 I hit 6 iron off the tee and my brand-new draw put me in a tough spot: there was a tree in the path of least-resistance, toward the hole. So I took my medicine and hit a lay up.

That pitching wedge was great, in the fairway, about 150 yards from the pin.

I hit a great 7 iron that rolled long of the pin and my playing partners all complained about how long we all were. Why? Well, it was a long, downhill putt. I should have hit an 8 iron since the carry for the water was about 120.

So that meant I had a green-in-regulation on a par 5 and a terrifying downhill 27 foot putt. I hit a great, great putt that left me 2 feet out but with a huge break.

Next time, on a putt like this, I will try to miss slightly long because an uphill putt was a lot easier than the alternative.

As it was, the 2 foot slider was really hard. I missed low and the ball ran out to 4 feet. Then I had another putt lip out and finally made a 4-putt double-bogey 7.

Hole 9 I actually hit my first fade off the tee, which was unfortunate. I saw the ball bounce but .. definitely seemed like it was heading toward the river right. So I hit another provisional ball and a draw, which would have left me in a tough spot.

As it was, I found my first ball in the rough. I chunked the ball out of the rough but it was enough power to get the ball moving. I ended up 47 yards away from the pin in the fairway and pitched my sand wedge up and to about 5 feet out.

Then I made the 5 footer for par. 

So that was a very up-and-down 9 for a 53. I had 9 decent tee shots – and one atrocious one.

I had just 9 approach shots which is a new record for me. I mean, 9 approach shots is what a good player would expect on 5 par 4s (1 per hole) and 2 par 5s (2 per hole). I hit 6 fairways and 2 greens, which is pretty good, considering. And the holes where I didn’t hit the green had some other issues.

My issue was chipping and putting: Chipping on hole 2 and hole 6 contributed 8 of those 14 chip shots. And then there were the two 3-putts and the 4-putt – but also I had 3-lip outs.

Really, the two quad bogeys really hurt – at the triple didn’t help much either.

I left my playing partners at this point to try to play a few more holes before the sun went down.

Hole 10 I had my first bad habit reversion: I didn’t really look at the ball as I swung through. The result was a chunky 6 iron that ended up at 146 yards from the tee, but in the fairway.

Then I followed up a mistake with bad luck: I was about 150 yards from the green and hit an 8 iron that I didn’t realize was aimed directly at the tree on the left side of the fairway.

Ball hit the tree and caromed off into the scrub, directly underneath a bush. So the only option was a punch shot. I hit a pretty decent shot that got back to the fairway, leaving me 40 yards from the pin.

I planned to hit a bump and run and debated between 9 iron and pitching wedge. Since it was uphill, a 9 iron should have been the choice. As it was, my bump and run ended up about 9 yards out, but on the green.

I very, very nearly made the 27 footer and then cleaned up for a double-bogey.

Hole 11 I joined up with the twosome in front of me. They were friendly enough but desperately trying to fit a few holes – and delayed by the foursome in front of them.

Hole 11 is a short par 3 and was playing pretty short today. I decided to hit my 8 iron off the tee and absolutely stepped on it.

When I got up to the hole, I saw my ball sitting pretty on a ridge right of the green. It was a pretty good strike: 139 yards. I used my lob wedge to get onto the green from 23 yards out. I putted close and then in for bogey.

Then I looked up and saw my ball about 20 yards long of the green. So that’s a 2-stroke penalty for playing the wrong ball. And I’d hit my 8 iron maybe 165 yards or so.

Sigh. It was also about this point that Arcoss started really struggling to track my shots. I don’t know if it was the overcast/nighttime setup but … it had a lot of trouble.

Hole 12 is the a short par 4 but it is super-duper uphill. With the benefit of knowing that I’d absolutely crushed my 8 iron, I hit the 8 iron off the tee and it was a great shot, 140 yards or so to the middle of the fairway.

I had about 70 yards to the pin. I lined up my lob wedge and skulled it with full swing.

I had hoped the ball had stopped and … it did not.  I hit my lob wedge nearly 100 yards uphill.

I did find the ball, 31 yards from the pin, in the rough. And I putted it nearly off the the front of the green.

Then I putted back on to about 2 feet – and promptly lipped out the putt. My playing partners conceded the next putt.

It was getting really dark as we teed off on hole 13. I hit pitching wedge and hit a hook that disappeared into the lateral hazard – somewhere.

So I reteed and went well long of the hole, about 120 yards. I hit my lob wedge onto the green from the rough, leaving about 7 feet from the hole. Two putt for a … 6.

24 on these last four holes, with 2 triples and two doubles. Ew. I was certainly rushing so I’m not going to read too much into how I was playing.

But then I went home, feeling happy that I’d played golf.

New Year, New You: Oceanside Muni 1/3/2022

I went to Oceanside Muni on my observed New Year’s Day: Monday, January 3. I went later in the morning which proved to be a bit of a mistake: the range was closed and the course was starting to fill up.

I got paired with three retired guys, one from Massachusetts, and two locals. The two local dudes had played together before (but weren’t necessarily friends). But they didn’t mock me for playing the gold tees.

I didn’t have any special goals going into the round. My biggest was I was going to try to get it on the green in one shot, each time. Oh and I wanted to make all short putts.

I’m writing this about 2 weeks later so there are certainly some details I will miss.

Hole 1 started off really well: I hit an excellent 6 iron to the middle of the fairway. It got around the dogleg and was about 170. 

I was about 150 from the center of the green so I swung … and topped the ball with my 7 iron.

Fortunately, it was a good top: the ball had tons of top spin and rolled out to the distance I’d hoped, about 150 yards. Didn’t hit the green but, you know, all good.

I chipped on with my putter to a decent distance, around 7 to 8 feet. That’s not bad and I refused to feel bad that it didn’t mean an easy up and down par. As it was, I two-putted for bogey, giving me a new record on that hole.

Hole 2 we were slightly delayed by the group playing front of us. 3 women, I have a feeling I would have had a better time playing with them than the men I played with. It wasn’t that they were slow but … apparently they were regulars who play together. There was certainly some latent sexism on display about how terrible it was to play with women.

So I probably would have done better with them is all I was saying.

Anyway, after a long wait, I decided to hit 3 wood on hole 2. My thought process was that a well struck ball would give me about 100 yards out. A poorly struck shot would have tons of room right.

Unfortunately, I hit my 3 wood right into the tree that borders the right side of the fairway. That wasn’t the worst thing, as the tree definitely saved me from going into the not grass.

I ended up in the fairway with a 142 yard shot – so basically as if I had hit an 8 iron off the tee. I took my 8 iron and hit it toward the green.

I absolutely crushed the ball. It hit at the front for the green and then rolled out to pin high. I hit my 8 iron nearly 160 yards,  with a slight draw. My ball was 7 yards off the green, but it was a downhill shot, so I was careful. I got it on, to 7 feet out, and then I … had a lot of trouble getting into the hole. I tried to make the 7 footer instead of being happy with a bogey. That meant I left a lot of meat on the bone with putt two, about a yard.

Normally that’s no problem but that was an issue this time. I missed the putt at least gave myself an option coming back.

Double bogey. So far, I was on a record pace: 2 strokes better than any previous round.

Ironically, before this hole, after being complimented on my swing, I had mentioned something about how good I was at putting. Me and my big mouth.

I know one of the players was, at this point, annoyed with me playing the yellow tees. “With a swing like that, you shouldn’t be playing from there.”

He was also having some early round problems which I think explains his bitterness.

Hole 3 was another where we had to wait for a while. The green on this hole is really really sloped, and so Phil, the best player of all of us, mentioned that we wanted to be short.

So I hit my 7 iron, nice and pure and short. That left me 12 yards from the green. So, you know, if I’d hit 6 iron, I’d have been on the front of the green.

I was 12 yards from a very sloped, very shortsided green. So this guy’s advice was good for hitting the competent but I … should not have listened and just gone center of the green.

I decided to putt from the fringe and didn’t give myself enough juice to get through the fairway to the green. Thinking about it now, I was certainly trying to make it, not get it close. Had I been thinking more creatively, I should have just putted onto the green, as best I could. The ball would probably roll back down the green toward the hole.

Anyway, I missed my chip putt leaving me like a yard from the hole, but still off the green. I then missed that 1 yard putt chip, very tentatively, leaving me a yard from the hole.

Promptly missed that putt so another double bogey. With 3 shots from within a yard of the hole.

Hole 4 is a par 5 and I have actually done pretty well on it. This time, I hit 3 wood off the tee and crushed it, 200 yards, through the fairway.

I hit my 8 iron from the rough, back into the fairway, leaving me 80 yards out with sand wedge. Unfortunately, I was next to Negative Nelly from Massachusetts, with whom I was equal on the 3rd shot (to his chagrin since, you know, he’d been playing from the white tees). He went long of the green, I thinned my sand wedge short and right, right into one of the sand traps that protects the green.

He then chipped in for birdie. Meanwhile, I pitched out of the sand to 10 feet from the green. I two-putted for an easy bogey, just focusing on getting my putt close to the hole.

Still on a very good pace through 4 holes. A net +1.

Hole 5 was one where we were again waiting. A long par 3, we rolled up right after the group of ladies teed off. They finished pretty quickly but there was still grousing.

On the tee, my playing partners also mentioned some weird stuff about media narratives and so forth. They asked what I did, I told them I worked for Qualcomm, and I explained that the 5G isn’t going to fry your brain because … it is a wavelength blocked by human skin.

After that, I hit a 6 iron 154 yards to the green.

I was 42 feet from the pin, but I had an excellent lag putt, just getting close to within 1 yard. And then I … missed the 1 yarder and made the 1 yarder coming back. Nice.

Hole 6 is an easy hole but I didn’t learn my lessons from previous experience. Instead of hitting a short iron off the tee and giving a comfortable lie and easy shot into the green, I hit 6 iron and tried to cut the corner.

The result was a mis-aimed draw that ran through the fairway into the hardpan bordering the OB line to hole 4’s fairway.

I had a clean line to the hole, however, and was able to hit a decent 9 iron that faded slightly and just stopped on the fringe of the green, in between the green and the bunker. But not in the bunker.

Honestly, that was an excellent result considering the lie I had. I wasn’t in the bunker and I was close to the green.

My chipped putt was excellent, funneling down to the hole and ending up 4 feet away from the hole. I promptly missed that footer, not reading my playing partners’ breaks at all, and then, mercifully, was conceded the 1 footer.

For bogey.

You bet your ass that I was thinking birdie on the freaking tee shot. Then par on the chip.

Too many expectations.

Hole 7 is the hardest hole on the course. The bad news is that I’ve bogeyed it the last 2 times I played because I took it very seriously.

This time, I had the best tee shot of my playing partners: a 9 iron, right in the middle of the fairway.

This led me to a pivotal moment: I was 200 yards from the green. I pulled my 3 wood and … topped it into the water, into the lateral hazard that protects the dogleg left.

That was very stupid. Berating myself, I hit a 6 iron and sliced it off the fairway into the hardpan dirt very right of green. I didn’t aim the shot at all, either. Just swung and screwed up.

That left me 50 yards from the green. It was a terrible lie and I hit, honestly, a decent sand wedge but it ran out very long. That left me 18 yards long of the green, with a putt to a terrible pin placement, which was in between the top level and bottom level.

Honestly, I should have tried to miss downhill to give me an uphill putt. Instead, I putted to an 8 yard downhill putt that I missed to 1 yard.

Then I missed that 1 yarder all the way down the hill to 5 yards out. I putted back up and in for a 4-putted 11. Blargh.

Obviously what I could have done differently here was: 1. Don’t hit 3 wood. 2. Miss well downhill to give a decent three-putt, two-putt chance.

Hole 8 is a pretty wide open par 5. I decided to hit 3 wood and it was a bad choice: I overswung and topped it 40 yards into the dirt hardpan.

6 iron rescued me from the hardpan into the fairway. Then 7 iron got me into the fairway about 110 out from the hole.

I hit 9 iron for a reason I don’t really know and hit a fade to the right of the green.

That left a really, really long putt chip which I just blasted over the hole on the green.

I then chipped it close, leaving me a four footer – which I missed. In for an 8. Hooray.

Hole 9

I remember feeling pretty frustrated after hole 8. I had to have a pep talk with myself which had moderate success.

Anyway, hole 9 i hit a 6 iron off the tee that didn’t go long enough. I had a narrow window toward the right side of the green, about 150 away, but there was a tree blocking the majority of my approach.

Worse, the tree was going to collect any shot that wasn’t a lob wedge or sand wedge shot. But I thought I could hit the rightish area of the green with my 7 iron and … promptly hit the tree. The shot was screaming on the perfect line too.

So instead of putting for birdie I was underneath a tree. I punched out into the fairway with my pitching wedge, about 100 yards, leaving me about 30 yards from the hole. I hit an excellent lob wedge shot that almost hit the pin but rolled out to leave me 26 feet or so for bogey.

I had the mindset of “get it close” and, instead, I just flat-out made the putt. Go figure.

So that was a rough front 9. I made a 54, courtesy of the blow-up on hole 7 and, of course, the terrible short putting.

I had 7 of 9 good tee shots, hitting 6 fairways and 1 green. I also had 14 approach shots, which was pretty good considering I would expect to have 9 (you know, if I were competent). Chipping was also not terrible: 9 chips on 8 holes.

Putting was the issue: 21 putts on 9 holes is pretty terrible. I remember not feeling particularly composed when putting. Very aimless.

Hole 10 I decided to hit driver. Pros: it was pretty much wide open. Cons: I hit a slice into the hardpan right.

I hit a chunky 6 iron from the hardpan onto the fairway, certainly within striking distance, about 120 or so yards from the center of the green.

That’s a pitching wedge, so I hit a good one, around 110 yards. That left me a long uphill putt (like over 50 feet) for par. I gave it a good stroke, getting to 7 feet, which is a tough distance. I got it fairly close and my playing partners asked me to pick it up. So that’s a 6 (because I definitely missed the conceded putt).

Hole 11 is a short par 3 that’s slightly downhill, I think. I had a good 8 iron off the tee that faded around the bunker, on the green. That felt really good.

Second GIR of the round and a significantly shorter putt: still 33 feet for birdie but better than 42 feet for birdie. I had what I thought was a good putt, but unfortunately, it took a weird, weird bounce and ran off to the right. Pin high, but 7 feet away from the pin. I missed the 7 footer  really close, leaving a bogey.

Bogey’s a net par, so I’m taking it.

Hole 12 is super-duper uphill. I had the benefit of being maybe 80 yards shorter than my playing partners by virtue of my tee box. I hit 6 iron off the tee, a beautiful shot into the fairway.

This left me about 50 yards from the pin. Arcoss told me it was the equivalent of something like 80 yards, but the pin was very in the front. 

But I listened to the Arcoss and hit very long of the green, very thin with my pitching wedge. I was certainly influenced by my playing partners, all of whom were short.

The ball was 16 yards away from the hole, but in a puttable lie. I decided I would just putt it on and hit an excellent shot to 7 feet from the hole. Naturally, I completely missed that putt but it was a good miss, to 2 feet. Then i missed the 2-footer.

Knocked it in for a 6. Always great to 3-putt.

Hole 13 is very short and a very downhill par 3. I decided to hit SW off the tee and … chunked it. Ugh.

Fortunately, this is the right hole to chunk as the ball ran all the way down the hill. Unfortunately, I was in a mess of dirt and sticks  – probably the worst lie of the round.

I pitched it out with my LW but I was aimed RIGHT at the bunker right of the green. The ball was buried, short-sided, in the pot bunker.

So I grabbed my lob wedge and made an excellent sand shot. I got it onto the green, over the lip, and gave myself an uphill putt, which was nearly going to be impossible. So I had a great play there.

16-foot putt uphill nearly went in, leaving to an easy double bogey – where I didn’t miss the short putt. Finally.

Obviously, this was about 2 strokes more than I’d hoped off the tee.

Hole 14 has always been a rough par 5 for me. It’s pretty long, with water all up the right side.

I decided to hit 3 wood, because I was optimistic, and it was a poor shot. At least it got into the air, honestly, but the ball sliced right, toward the hazard. Fortunately, I could see it come to rest right near the hazard.

The ball was absolutely buried — but at least it was on grass. I hit a heroic 8 iron out of that muck and got the ball back into the fairway. That left me about 200 yards out and I hit a decent, but not good, 6 iron that faded a bit.

That left me about 40 yards from the pin, over a bunker. I hit an excellent lob wedge shot that left me a 14 foot putt. I putted it close and then putted it in.

Hole 15 is a wide-open, long par 4. I decided to hit my driver off the tee because a top would end up in the fairway, a slice would end up in the fairway (because I was aimed down the left side), and … well, I wanted to give it a try.

It was my best drive of the round, over 200 yards, and gave me a glimpse of what a driver can do for me.

That left me about 140 from the front pin position, which is my 8 iron distance. Realistically, I probably should have hit 7 iron to ensure I got there, but I majorly overswung and hit a chunky 8 iron. However, it was short, which was where I had wanted to miss.

Unfortunately, I hit my pitched LW to the shortsided front pin position about half the distance it needed to go. I was expecting a roll out and instead the ball just died on the front of the green.

So another chip on, this one excellent, to 1 yard away.

Did I make the 1 yarder? No. but I made the next one. Double-bogey which was disappointing since, once again, I’d been thinking par or birdie on shot 2. Ugh.

At this point, I was slightly behind pace: 87 strokes through 15 holes. However, I knew I wasn’t going to break 100 this day – the 10 on hole 7 prevented that.

Hole 16 is something of a bugbear for me: according to my scoring, this is the most challenging hole on the course and I’m not really sure why. It’s a decently long par 4, but (checks scorecard) it’s apparently the second-hardest hole on the course.

Well then.

Anyway, excited by my drive on hole 15, I decided to replicate that success on hole 16. I then topped the ball off the tee about 25 yards. I decided to hit another (because I didn’t learn my lesson from St. Mark’s after Christmas) and sliced it into the hardpan right of the hole.

I didn’t see my ball down and my playing partners, thinking I’d just re-teed and given a mulligan, picked up my ball for me and wandered away from the tee. 

So I counted that ball as lost and went to find my second shot.

I could not find it. So I dropped in the fairway near where it went out and hit a good 6 iron to leave me about 50 yards out – for my fifth stroke.

I was maybe 50 yards from the hole and completely punted/skulled (sic?) my pitch shot. My lob wedge went 93 yards, over the green, and into the lateral hazard behind the hole.

So I dropped back there when i couldn’t find the ball and pitched onto the green, this time the 50 yard shot going just 47 yards. Sheesh.

I had a not-good putt to 7 feet, and then I missed from 7 feet close, and finally made the 2-footer for and +7 11.

I mean, the errors here started off the tee. Losing my routine (playing my first shot) and losing the ball put me in a really bad position. Not feeling confident hitting into the green was an error but it wouldn’t have been too bad if I hadn’t hit shot 5…

Hole 17

I decided I’d learned my lesson. I hit 6 iron off the tee, perfect and in the fairway. Hit 6 iron again, again, perfect shot and in the fairway.

Only this one was … less perfect than I had hoped. I was behind a tree about 100 yards out of the fairway. I had to hit a low shot to get to the green. That, or shape a pitching wedge.

And this is where I listened to my playing partner, the Massachussets Mysognist who complained that I was playing from the gold tees. 

He said, “just punch a 6 iron on up there.” His ball was about a yard behind mine. He executed as expected.

But there’s the issue: I hit my 6 iron as far as he hits his 3 wood (I know because I’d done that on the previous shot). But I listened to him and hit a punch shot 7 iron.

Even though earlier in the round I had hit a punch shot 100 yards by pitching wedge.

Anyway, I hit a great punch shot but it went, naturally, 144 yards.

I had 40 yards to carry to get back onto the green. I carried it back close, onto the fringe, but 20 yards from the pin.

I had a great chip putt to 2 feet, which I then made for a bogey. That was a good bounce back for me.

Out with the driver and in with the irons: on hole 18, I hit an excellent, 180 yard 6 iron off the tee. That left me about 90 to 100 yards from green, which is pitching wedge distance.

Unfortunately, I was again thinking birdie. I hit a fade, right into the bunker right of the pin. No matter: I felt confident and … just missed the shot, right into the lip.

No matter: reloaded and … hit it into the lip again. Third try, got it out, onto the green and 33 feet away. I made a 32-foot putt to leave an easy triple-bogey putt. So much for a birdie there, I guess. 

The back 9 was worse than the front 9, mostly because of the 11 on hole 16.

Tee shots were poor: I had 10 and only 5 good ones. Incidentally, 4 of the good ones were with my irons (on 11, 12, 17, and 18).

Approach shots were … actually exactly what was expected? 14 approach shots, which is what I’d expect considering the extra shots I tend to have on approach (normal players would expect 9).

Chipping was also somehow good, with 9 chips on 8 holes.

So the downfall, once again, was putting: 21 putts on 9 holes. Really, the biggest issue came on those first 3 holes, with three tree putts (and, of course, 1 2-putt from 1 yard out, ugh).

So it was the tee shots and it was the putting.

Things I’ve learned:

  1. Remove driver from the bag
  2. Remove 3 wood
  3. You are good at hitting irons. Continue to hit irons!

Best shots

  1. Tee on hole 1
  2. 8 iron approach on hole 2
  3. 3 wood on hole 4
  4. 8 iron on hole 4
  5. Sand shot on hole 4
  6. Tee shot on hole 5
  7. Lag putt on hole 5
  8. Hole 6 putt chip
  9. Hole 7 tee shot
  10. Hole 7 3rd putt
  11. Hole 8 6 iron
  12. Hole 8’s 7 iron
  13. Hole 8’s 2nd chip putt
  14. Hole 9 tee shot
  15. Hole 9 pitch shot
  16. Hole 9 putt
  17. Hole 10 PW approach
  18. Hole 11 tee shot
  19. Hole 12 tee shot
  20. Hole 13 sand shot
  21. Hole 14 rescue shot
  22. Hole 14 pitch shot over a bunker to the green
  23. Hole 15 driver
  24. Hole 16 6 iron approach shot
  25. Hole 17 tee shot
  26. Hole 17 second shot
  27. Hole 17 putt chip
  28. Hole 18 tee shot
  29. Hole 18 first putt

Dumb shots that cost me lots of strokes

  1. Chip on hole 3 – save up to 2 strokes by going for the middle of the green with the chip shot. Definitely too cute.
  2. 8 misses on short putts
  3. 3 wood over the water on 7, at least 2 strokes
  4. 3 wood on 8 – at least 1 stroke
  5. Approach on 12, Arccos cost me 1 shot, maybe 2
  6. Tee shot on 13, cost me 2
  7. Driver on 16 cost me 4
  8. LW on 16 cost me 2 more
  9. Missed punch on 17 cost me 2
  10. Sand on 18 cost me 2

Making all the short putts would have given me up to 8 more strokes (actually 10 because of hole 7 but we’ll go conversative with 8).

3 wood on hole 3 cost me 2 strokes. Driver on hole 16 cost me 4 strokes. That’s 6 strokes.

So that’s a very very easy 14 strokes back. Which makes sense. I had a 54 on the front with a 10 and an 8. And then a 57 on the back, with a 7 and an 11. That’s 36 strokes on 4 holes, or 23 over.

Double bogies on those four holes would have given me … 5 strokes on the front and 6 on the back. Wouldn’t you know: that’s a 100!

Golf, you cruel mistress.

After-Christmas Round: St. Mark Golf Club on 12/27

Got invited to play with a friend, his father, and a family friend on Monday. It was a no-brainer.

The place we were playing was the St. Mark Golf Club in San Marcos. No, not the executive course; the full-blown par 71 course. I was excited and a little nervous: I’d never played the course before and, well, last time I played, I rolled my ankle and really hurt myself.

I got there very early since there was little traffic on a pre-rainy morning after a holiday. It was cold and the course was going to be wet since it’s been raining a ton in SoCal.

Arriving was surreal. My grandparents lived in this community, which is next to Lake San Marcos. I’d seen several holes before but … well, I didn’t play golf while they lived there. That would have been a lovely way to both practice my hobby and visit with them. As it was, it was bizarre to drive past the street to their house and not go down it. Also bizarre was going into the pro shop.

The other big thing was that I was going to put my Christmas present to good use: I was going to use my new Arccos Caddie and Arccos Caddie Link to track my performance. Nice thing is that it’ll give me 18 screenshots of my performance.

I warmed up putts, full swings, but not really any chips. My irons were okay but my 3 wood was a little crazy. I didn’t even try the driver.

Then, before you know it, we were on the first tee. But here were my goals for the round:

  • Have fun.
  • Get it on the green. Get it on the green at your first opportunity and take the shot that makes that the easiest.
  • Make all putts that are 1.5 yards and shorter.
  • Give yourself a shot a par and convert.
  • You can check your score if you can forget about it after.
  • Give yourself a break. 
  • Commit to the shot. Have it in your mind what you want to have happen.

The only one that requires particular notes would be “Give yourself a break.” It is just: don’t feel back if you screw up. Golf is hard.

Hole 1

Okay these screenshots aren’t the best for reviewing what actually happened.

But hole 1 is a short par 4, so I had planned to go 7 iron off the tee and then 7 iron toward the green, which should have put me on the green if I hit it my standard 150 yards.

However, my first tee shot never goes to plan (apparently). I shanked my 7 iron off the tee, right into a tree about 100 yards from the pin.

So shot 2 was a punch out to the fairway, leaving me about 130 yards from the green. That’s 8 iron attack mode.

Unfortunately, I hit a fairly chunky 8 iron that faded to the right of the sand trap. I needed my 4th shot to carry the bunker at about 20 yards – and I hit it 19.

So I failed at goal #2. I should have given more juice to get it onto the green. Fortunately, I hit a great one out of the bunker with the ball rolling out to about 2 yards. Made that putt for a double-bogey or a net par.

Honestly, I felt really good about this considering the failed tee shot. I think next time, I’ll try to hit my 3 wood off the tee, aiming the left side of the fairway. That should give me a 8 iron to 9 iron to the green. And getting on the green in 2 would be a coup for sure.

Hole 2

This is a longer par 4 that is really open  (much more open than I thought) so I decided to hit 3 wood off the tee. I overswung and topped by 3 wood about 8 yards – still in the fairway. I walked up and hit it again, this time getting the ball to about 124 yards.

I noticed on this hole that, similar to hole 1, balls were not rolling out at all. 

Well, at least I noticed when I was writing this. I didn’t notice it at the time.

The fairways were saturated and so a well-hit 3 wood for me, which would normally roll out, just stopped at 124 yards.

For my third shot, I hit 8 iron, decided that it would give me an 8 iron into the green. I compressed the ball well and ended up about 110 yards from the pin.

I hit an excellent pitching wedge onto the green, and felt really good. I missed long, but I can putt it out. So what if it’s a 36 foot putt?

Unfortunately, I didn’t really pay attention to the green and the ball RAN well past the hole on my downhill putt. I missed my second putt close but not close enough. Then I missed the tap-in and finally finished for a 4-putt 8. 

Hole 3

It’s a longer par 3 so I hit 6 iron off the tee. The 6 iron was exactly what I had hoped for, especially considering it was going uphill. Unfortunately, I hit the spot I was aiming at exactly, which meant that I … was in the bunker in front of the green.

But I felt confident out of the sand so I grabbed my sand wedge and chipped it up – and just into the lip. The ball rolled down – and I chipped it back up … also into the lip.

The third time, I chipped it out, but left myself 10 yards to the hole. Oh, and I was on the fringe. 

So I putted on leaving myself 3 yards to the pin. Then I putted close and finally ended with a 7.

I was certainly thinking par off the tee and even off the second shot. Well, until it stopped in the lip of the bunker.

This is one of those times when Arccos is a bit challenging. Literally all the shots were from the same spot.

Hole 4

This hole doglegs left. I hit my 3 wood off the tee, aiming up the left side, so that when I blocked it out right, it was still in play. Indeed, I had an excellent bounce back into the fairway. It was a 200 yard drive.

At this point, I had no idea how long I was expecting the second shot to go. But the dogleg is protected by this massive tree. I remember aiming toward the right side of the branches on top of the tree and I instead pulled my 8 iron, left, into the tree.

The ball dropped OB but I … I played from OB. It was only a yard into the OB and I paid my dues: my pitching wedge punch shot went into the tree and died. I was about 100 yards from the green and hit a great pitching wedge that ended up bouncing off the green long.

I had 27 yards to the pin and it was really short sided. So I hit an excellent lob wedge just onto the fringe, which trickled down toward the hole. That left me under 2 yards which I made for a double bogey save.

Hole 5

At this point, I was feeling pretty good. Hole 5 looks to be wide open, as hole 6 runs alongside the fairway.

I hit a driver that sliced very far right, actually into the bunker that guards hole 6’s green. But it was in play and sitting nicely in the bunker.

Incidentally, this is the hole that gets this treatment on reddit. I did not see this sign.

I hit my pitching wedge out of the bunker and it was beautiful. 117 yards, over trees, into the fairway, 28 yards from the pin. I hit a decent lob wedge pitch shot to leave me 10 feet to the pin. A 2-putt for bogey which I was happy with, especially since the previous holes had gone terribly from that distance.

In this case, I probably should have hit 8 iron from the sand. I likely could have held the green.

Hole 6

This is a par 3 that is a little downhill. For whatever reason, I wasn’t playing like the course was soaked so I assumed a roll-out on all of my shots. So I hit a 8 iron here since it was about 120 to the front of the green. But I chunked the shot a bit and the ball died in some muck right of the green.

Lifted, cleaned and replaced at the nearest point of relief, which was 20 yards from the pin and about a 12 yard carry. Unfortunately, I chipped it 11 yards, where the ball stopped, and I ended up having to putt from the fringe.

Once again, I was thinking par when I should have been hoping for bogey.

The result was I missed the chip putt long, then missed the second putt (which should have gotten closer than it was). Missed the tap in and finally ended my misery for another triple.

Hole 7 is the first par 5 and it’s a huge dogleg left. I hit a great 6 iron tee shot to 151 yards down the middle of the fairway, leaving me about 250 yards away — but I’d have to cut the corner.

There was a huge eucalyptus tree guarding my approach over the pond that protects that angle. Fortunately, the eucalyptus tree is on the far side of the water, so hitting into the tree wasn’t a bad thing: I’d still be over the water.

So I focused on a gap at the top of the tree and cranked my pitching wedge over the tree. The shot hit that gap perfectly and came to rest 130 yards away.

This left me about 180 to the pin so I hit another 6 iron. My goal wasn’t to hit the green, but give me a chippable option for an up-and-down par.

I did give myself that option but I was some 35 from the pin. I hit a lob wedge that died at 22 yards instead of 23, so it just stopped. Then I tried a bump and run SW shot from the rough which was ill advised: this green was slippery and my bump and run ran off the green.

That meant I had to chip on … again with my putter from like 25 feet away. Fortunately, it was a good chip putt, allowing me to easily save double-bogey.

But always fun to do exactly what you hoped and then completely fail.

Hole 8 is a straightforward dogleg right. Dogleg is at about 210 yards, so I decided that, despite not warming it up at all, I would hit driver.

I hit my first ball low and into a tree, after tapping the ball off the tee with driver. So I gave that ball up for lost and hit a provisional off the tee for 3.

It sliced very far right, into the fairway of hole 9. But I wasn’t too concerned. I was only 150 from the pin. I’d cut the corner!

… only that there were a LOT of trees between me and the pin.

My first pitching wedge shot was a perfect punch shot that … hit a tree and died.

My second punch shot, 50 yards closer to the pin, was also a great punch shot that … hit a tree and died.

My third shot approach shot (lying 6)  was free and clear, under the tree I’d hit, and 45 yards from the green. I hit it short of the pin, into the fairway approaching the green. I finally putted on, then I two-putted for a 9.

I should have stuck with my plan which was: 3 wood off the tee and pitching wedge to the green. Gosh wouldn’t that be idyllic? Oh, I also very easily found my “lost” ball.

What a doofus I am sometimes: yeah my driver off the tee was bad but I could have gone: PW to the corner, PW to the green. Two-putt for a 5.

Hole 9

Learning my lesson from hole 8, I decided to hit 6 iron off the tee, at a tree distant in the fairway. My 6 iron ran through the fairway to some 180 yards out. I decided to hit 8 iron to give me a SW in, which I think was the wrong choice. I should have gone 3 wood to reach the green, I think. Or 6 iron. Anything but sand wedge.

Anyway, 8 iron back into the fairway, about 80 yards from the pin. That’s SW distance but I managed to hit a fade that was pin high but very right. That left me 17 yards from the pin, which I apparently hit very well, to about 5 feet. I promptly missed that bogey putt and made a double for a net par.

So on the front 9, that was a 60, 25 over through 9. Obviously, there was a +5 and two +4’s that accounted for about half of that in 3 holes.

5 of my 10 tee shots were good and, honestly, taking the penalty on hole 8 was one of the stupider things I’ve done recently. I very likely could have had a double for 3 strokes better. Also, not screwing up the tee shots on hole 1, hole 2, and hole 5 would have made a big difference too.

Since my tee shots were bad on half my holes, my approach game was bad. Ideally, I’d have just 11 (1 on 1,5, and 8). I had 16.

Since I didn’t hit any greens, I should have had 9 chip shots. Instead, I had 17. So that was about 2 per hole, but I only had three holes where I had 1 or 0 chips. So that means my chipping cost me … a lot of strokes.

Putting was decent, especially considering the 4-putt on 2. Without that, I woulda had 15 putts which would be excellent. 4 1-putts ain’t bad, especially since I had a double chip on nearly every hole.

Hole 10, after eating something, i resolved to not be dumb. In this case, it meant not hitting the driver again. It’s too unpredictable at this point.

I was also going to not be dumb. Why take a lost ball penalty when you don’t have to?

So that meant it was a 6 iron off the tee on hole 10, despite the wide-open nature of the hole. I managed to have the longest drive with a 152 yard tee shot. Then I had another, excellent 159 yard 6 iron, also in the fairway, leaving me about 120 yards out.

The shot was really downwind, so I hit pitching wedge. Unfortunately, I faded it a bit out of bounds. So I rehit and ended up on the green, 31 feet from the pin.

Then i drained that 31 footer for a bogey. That’s pretty sweet. Woulda been a par!

I also found that ball in the OB. So that’s still no lost balls 🙂

EDIT: i think Arrcos’s scorekeeping (not mine, of course) is off on this hole. I don’t know how I can get a bogey without holing if the ball goes OB. 

Hole 11

A shorter, fairly downhill and downwind Par 3. The pin was at about 140 yards, but I decided to hit 9 iron for a reason that still escapes me. It was slightly downhill?

Anyway, my 9 iron shot was short and all I could think about my chip shot was: don’t be short. Don’t be short.

Naturally, I shorted my lob wedge and … it stuck into the fringe.

I really should have used a sand wedge or a pitching wedge. Then the ball would have been on the green.

As it was, I could putt from the fringe. A good fringe putt set up a tap-in bogey. That’s nice.

Hole 12 is an absurdly hard hole. It’s nearly 600 yards and goes uphill, slightly.

I likely should have hit 3 wood but instead I hit a chunky 6 iron off the tee to 120 yards. Then I hit a poor 6 iron up the hill, 131 yards. Since I had over 350 yards to go, I decided to go with what I knew and hit my 8 iron.

This was a good strike and the ball came to rest 141 yards away. Another blasted 8 iron left me 50 yards out to the green, sitting on 4 strokes.

I wasn’t really expecting par but bogey was in my mind a bit. After all, it’s a 600-yard par 5! So I had 50 yards from the green and hit a full lob wedge … which tends to go about 65 yards. Although it’s a long green, it’s not that long.

My par shot ran long of the green and, frankly, I was terrified by my miss. On a dry day, i would have run out to probably 20 yards long, making my chances of double-bogey non-existent.

But as it was, I was on the fringe and made one of the better chips of the round. A 13 yard bump-and-run pitching wedge that ended 5 feet from the hole.

Made the 5-footer for a double-bogey on a really hard hole.

So far, everything had proceeded according to plan.

Hole 13

Hole 13 is a shorter par 3 and much more downhill than Hole 11. I hit 9 iron again, apparently afraid of going super long and hit the ball perfectly. I hit it exactly at the spot I was aiming for, which was, unfortunately, short of the sand trap guarding the green.

My buddy Justin hit the green and his ball was inline with mine. Unfortunately, I didn’t ask him to mark his ball – and putted it  right into this ball. That killed my putt and left me 30 feet from the pin.

I really felt good about that chip too. Annoyed, I managed to get my lag putt short – and then I missed the short putt and finally got the double-bogey conceded by Justin’s father, who had looked on me with pity.

I really let Justin know about this failure to help me out. Fortunately, he’s a good-natured good friend, and gave me just as good as I gave him. After all, he asked if I wanted him to mark his ball and I said no because I am dumb.

Hole 14 

Hole 14 is the signature hole for the course. A par 4, with a huge drop off. At about 200 yards, a large bunker guards a water hazard that collects any balls 240 yards or shorter.

Not about to be a fool, I hit my 8 iron into the fairway, about 150 yards, well short of the bunker.

I also hit a just for fun 3 wood with the intention of putting it in the water. I ended up about 4 yards short and left of the water, a 220 yard shot. Gosh I wish I’d decided to do that off the tee. Next time, it’ll be a 6 iron (likely into the bunker).

Syked at my good fortune, I chunked my 8 iron from the fairway to the fringe of the bunker.

Dejectedly, I walked up to the absolutely terrible lie on the lip of the bunker. Unfortunately, the ball wasn’t in the bunker, which would have been a better lie.

As it was, I shanked the ball out of the bunker, over the water, leaving me about 50 yards from the hole for shot 4.

Remembering my mistake on hole 12, I decided to pitch with a pitching wedge. I don’t know what it was, but … it was a terrible stroke. It barely got to the fringe of the green.

I was so frustrated at myself. Why? I don’t know. I just had expectations that prudence would pay off and … it wasn’t really paying off. Prudence only has value when it leads to success.

Anyway, I had 12 yards to the pin and consoled myself that at least I could putt it on. Maybe make the lag putt for a double bogey?

I’ve used this conceit before and don’t tend to do it consciously. When I do it consciously, it doesn’t seem to work…

Anyway, I putted it in from off the green for a bogey the hard way. I really need to find a way to consciously not try to make it for these long putts… So that I can make them.

Hole 15 is another par 5, but much shorter than the other par 5s.

I decided to hit 3 wood off the tee and hit a good one: 180 yards, down the right side of the fairway. Naturally, I was aiming to the other side of the fairway, but it was a good result.

At this point, I considered hitting 3 wood, but there was water hazard to the right. So I hit a great 8 iron toward the middle of the fairway.

I then hit a 7 iron from about 150 yards from the green. 7 iron is striking distance for my 7 iron. Unfortunately, I think it was at this point that I began to play John Foulk’s ball. That or he played mine before I could find it.

I was short of the green, apparently drawing it short and left. Yes, I was aware that I’d had a chance to get my first GIR of the round on a par 5. It didn’t happen but I was certainly a puttable ball from the fairway.

Unfortunately, I left my chip a little two long to allow for an up-and-down par. But I was able to two-putt a bogey. That felt good, even though I got ball jacked at some point in the hole.

Hole 16

This is a dog-leg left par 4 that is protected long by a water hazard and trees left of the dogleg and by wide expanses of green grass to the right. I mean, there’s also a creek but you’d have to be a real jerk to hit over there.

After remarking that it’d be great to it a draw on this hole, I went and did exactly that with my 6 iron. Unfortunately, I’d been aiming, expecting a straight to fade shot, so I was in the rough left of the cart path, with trees guarding my approach to the green. I had about 200 yards to the pin but I was going to worry about that when the time came.

I then managed to hit two 7 irons in rapid succession into the trees in front of me. One 7 iron went 66 yards. The other went 94 yards, leaving me with 60 yards to the pin.

With 60 yards to the pin, I hit an absolutely excellent lob wedge to leave myself about 4 feet to the pin. I promptly, promptly, missed that putt and gave myself a double-bogey.

Sigh. But that was a great lob-wedge shot.

Also, hilariously, hitting the tree with my 7 iron really screwed Arcoss up with my 7 iron distances.

Hole 17

Hole 17 is a long par 3, about 170 yards. Still counting on a fade, I aimed at the left side of the green and hit an excellent 6 iron … right into the tree that guards the front left approach to the green.

It was after this shot that my playing partners informed me that the tree guards a small lake. So hitting the tree may have been fortunate – although I think it just prevented me from reaching the green.

I had originally thought they were reacting in awe at my great shot.

Anyway, i was another 56 yards from the pin. I hit lob wedge to 3 yards out. Unfortunately, I 3-putted. Again, I blame Justin: he had played an excellent tee shot short of the green and nearly holed his second shot for birdie. So I tried to the same with my par-putt and … well, it failed miserably. I missed to 7 feet long, and then putted it back to a tap-in distance.


Hole 18 is another par 5. At this point, I had resigned to being over 100 but I was having fun. I was hitting some good shots but seemed to never have everything go right.

This happened according to the law of averages on hole 18. I hit a 3 wood off the tee, aiming at the left side of the fairway because I expected to hit a blocky fade. Instead, I hooked the 3 wood 165 into hole 10’s fairway.

I then hit my 8 iron into a tree but back into the fairway of hole 18, leaving me some 200 yards from the hole. Since I was already well above 100 in my mind, I decided that it wouldn’t hurt to hit 3 wood.

In this case, it did hurt because I hit an excellent 3 wood up the left side of the hole – that drew into an impossible landing area.

I was behind and under a tree. Any low approaching shot was going to be going right into the bunker. Of all the times to hit a draw …

Anyway, I ended up hitting my pitching wedge from underneath the tree toward the front of the green. Fortunately, I was short of the bunker. Unfortunately, I had to carry the bunker.

I did that pretty decently, finally getting on the green and leaving me about 8 yards from the hole.

While John Foulk had just putted in from about 50 yards away off the green, I resisted the urge to mimic his success and just lagged my bogey putt for an easy two-putt double bogey.

So that was an ending 50 which is … a net par and exactly what I had hoped for going into the round. Honestly, it was very pleasantly surprising to make a 50 on a course that I’d never played before. That’s the tied for the second-best I’ve ever scored on a championship course.

Tee shots were a lot better on the back 9. 7 of them were decent shots.

I had 17 approach shots, which wasn’t too bad at all, considering I’d expect to have 13 and was likely to have 15 considering my length off the tee.

My chips were significantly better: I had just 8 chips. Considering I hit no greens the entire round, that was pretty fantastic.

Putting was good too: just 15 putts and only 2 3-putts. It’s pretty easy when you have a chip-in, I suppose.

So what changed for the back 9? Well, while I didn’t have a lot of chances to score, I did avoid catastrophic failure. And, while the front 9 could have easily been 10 strokes fewer, the back 9 could have been better, too:

Hole 13 could have been 1 to 2 strokes better, easily; hole 14 could have been a par if I’d not chunked it into the bunker; same for hole 15. Hole 16 could have been a bogey or a par if I’d hit the fairway. Hole 17 could have also been a par or a bogey if I’d putted better. Finally, hole 18 I could have had more success staying in the fairway, i think.

But that’s golf: it’s easy to see what could have gone better.

According to the Arccos Elite app, I lost most of my strokes driving and on the approach.

Driving was where I lost most strokes, followed by approaches. Somehow, my short game was not as atrocious as I expected (apparently I only lost a half stroke to a 20 handicapper there) – but when you lose 9 strokes off the tee and 6 strokes on approach … well, let me finish this tortured sentence by noting that I shot +39. 15 strokes better would be +24, which’d be … a lot better.

So how do we save 10 strokes for next time?

Well, I’ll do my best to avoid a 9 on hole 8 and a 7 on hole 3. Doubles on each of those holes gives me 5 strokes. From that point, getting up-and-down will likely do the rest.

Maybe a bogey on 1, a double on hole 2, and that’s 8 strokes. 

So it’s driving with the 3 wood 6 iron and working on the short game. But isn’t that what it is for everyone?

Best Shots

  1. Bunker shot on hole 1
  2. 8 iron on hole 2
  3. PW from the sand on hole 4
  4. LW pitch on hole 4
  5. PW from the bunker on hole 5
  6. Lag putt on hole 5
  7. Hole 7 tee shot
  8. Hole 7 second shot through the tree
  9. Hole 7 putt chip to close out some atrocious short play
  10. 6 iron off tee on hole 9
  11. SW pitch on hole 9
  12. 6 iron off tee on hole 10
  13. 6 iron from fairway on hole 10
  14. Second PW on hole 10
  15. 10 yard putt on hole 10
  16. Hole 11 recovery chip to within 1 yard
  17. 3rd stroke 8 iron on hole 12
  18. 4th stroke 8 iron on hole 12
  19. PW chip on hole 12
  20. 9 iron on hole 13 was exactly at the spot I aimed it at
  21. Tee shot on hole 14
  22. Chip in on hole 14
  23. Hole 15’s 3 wood
  24. Hole 15 second shot
  25. Hole 15 third shot
  26. Hole 16 tee shot
  27. Hole 16 7 iron contact on second and third shot
  28. Hole 16 LW to green
  29. Hole 17 LW to green

I’m Not 25 Anymore Or: Arrowood on 12/10

On December 10, Qualcomm gave us all a day off. It was much needed from me: I’ve been working a lot supporting various large-scale events and the day off was very welcome.

Tyrone and I met up to play golf, this time by my house at Arrowood, site of my disgrace 6 weeks before. Fortunately, the round I played on 11/22 had really encouraged me both to take things easy and also to feel confident in myself. I’d also been able to practice 19 times in the intervening 18 days. So that felt really good.

It was an early morning tee time and I was able to get to the range ahead of time, putt a bit, and even hit from the sand. Considering last time I played and hit the sand a lot, this felt wise. After all, I’d had no problems putting from off the green last time I played. The issue was really keeping the ball in play.

My goals for the round were incredibly simplified from the last time.

  • Have fun. Remember this is your leisure time so you’re already doing well.
  • Get it on the green in as few shots as possible.
  • Have a chance at par and convert that chance.
  • Pick a landing spot on each shot and aim at that.
  • Make all putts from within 1.5 yards
  • Bogey on 13, 16, 17.
  • Shoot 107 or better

Note, please the lack of things like birdies or “don’t miss any putts.” We’re trying to be positive here. Honestly, I was going to be happy to just be close to 107, too.

The second good thing (what was the first thing?) was Tyrone, who is a pleasure to play with and a pleasure of a person. He also trekked up from San Diego to play Arrowood. As he said when he arrived, “I thought I’d be here pretty quick when I got off the freeway.” No sir, you will not.

We got paired up with a single player, who was really friendly. His name was Parkier and he was a joy to play with.

So things were already looking really up.

Onto hole 1.

I decided that, since my driver was NOT working very well on the range, I was going to be hitting an iron on this tee.

I was terrified of the lateral hazard on the left side, so I aimed very well right, like off the fairway, and hit a 7 iron.

I overswung and shanked the ball into the hazard.

Despite the request of my compatriots to count it as a breakfast ball, my integrity demanded I refuse. So I hit a 7 iron beautifully to the fairway for shot 3.

(Oh, I should mention that I took my 6 iron from my bag. I was rocking driver, 3 wood, and 7 iron on down).

Shot 4 was another 7 iron that, bizarrely, drew. Since I was expecting a block/fade as a miss, this meant that I was in the fairway, but on the opposite side of the fairway than I expected. This was not too bad, but unexpected.

Nicely, both shots had gone about 150 yards each, leaving me with 40 to the pin or so.

I had practiced the 40y SW shot and ended up pitching it onto the green, a little bit long to the center of the green. That left me 7.5 yards downhill to the pin. I missed well, putting to 1 yard and then making the 1 yarder.

That felt good. It woulda been a bogey without that pesky shank.

Hole 2

Hole 2 is a long, downhill Par 5. I think I have kept the ball in bounds … 1 time. For whatever reason, I always hit driver or 3 wood and always regret it.

This time was no different. I hit my driver off the tee and somehow overswung and hooked it right, along the cart path, into the lateral hazard left. On top of a 6-foot tall retaining wall.

My thought process had been that I generally hit the ball pretty straight and I wasn’t going to overswing. It was downhill so even a top would end up in the fairway and roll out.

Back to the retaining wall: I found about 7 nice balls looking for mine, but mine was nowhere to be found. So I tossed a ball into the fairway, gamely refused Tyrone’s offer of help climbing down and jumped. Onto the cart path. Wearing golf shoes with plastic spikes.

I had my club and my sunglasses in my hand. I broke my fall with my sunglasses, felt my ankle slip and crunch, and then hobbled off the path.

My hand was bleeding from about a half inch scrape where I’d removed all the skin. My glasses were completely broken. And I had rolled my right ankle.

I could walk on it and, limping, I gamely hit my 7 iron from the rough about 157 yards to 157 yards from the hole. My drop, by the way, was 138 yards from the tee box. So that’s a fun feeling: hitting a ball longer with an iron than you did with your driver. Why do I hit that club?

Limping up to my ball, I hit an 8 iron that drew. And considering I was aiming at the left side of the green, I ended up in the rough about 32 yards pin high left.

The shot was over a bunker but a pretty easy LW chip onto the green. A 7 yard putt just stopped a couple rolls from the hole and I was in for a 7, a net par. Although I felt like an idiot: injured my leg, broke my sunglasses, cut my hand.

Next time, I’ll get help. Or just climb down the wall.

Hole 3

Short par 3 that played pretty long on Friday. It was about 140, which is 8 iron distance, especially off the tee.

Really favoring my left leg, I chunked it about 110 yards. I was in the fairway, about 30 yards from the pin. I hobbled up to the ball and pitched it onto the green.

Then I had a terrible putt on the green. I had about 7 yards and putted it very far past on a downhill putt. That left me 1.5 yards out, which I promptly missed and then made for a double bogey. Really great start here.

Hole 4 I hit a 7 iron off the tee directly into the grass bunker through the first cut of fairway. Both my playing partners hit the bunker that collects balls sliding out of the fairway to the right. Here they are looking for their balls.

Tyrone and Parkier search for their balls in the bunker.

Then I hit my 8 iron from the grass bunker and crushed a draw. The ball hit the cart path and bounced to end up pin high, left of the hole, some 40 yards away and up a huge hill. I had hit the 8 iron 157 yards because of the bounces.

But the green was downhill from where I was, heading toward a bunker. It was not a good lie: sidehill, downhill, in the rough.

I was exceptionally scared of the ball running away from me so I failed at goal number 2: get it on the green.

I chipped it about halfway and then chipped it just barely on, leaving me 11 yards to the pin. I made the 11 yard put to about a yard, and then tapped in the 1 yarder for a double bogey. 

I was certainly thinking PAR when I nearly reached the green in regulation. That is not a useful thought to have.

Hole 5

Hole 5 has a huge bunker along the left side that I was going to try to be short of with my tee shot. So I hit 8 iron off the tee and hit a very big fade to the right side of the fairway.

So not exactly where I was expecting to end up but in the fairway. I then I aimed my 7 iron at the left side of the green and hit a frozen rope into the rough left of the green, exactly where I was aiming.

That left me 32 yards out, over the bunker to the green. I chose the path of least resistance and went a little long, over the green and into the rough. Now i’ve learned for next time: short and left is the wrong place to miss.

I was certainly thinking PAR with that 3rd shot.

My ball ran out long into the fringe and into the rough. The rough was really grabbing everything, so I hit a chip shot 9 iron out of the rough. It ended up 1 yard from the hole for an easy bogey.

Hole 6 is the easiest hole on the course, a short par 4 with a water feature left. I aimed at the bunker right and faded a 7 iron over it, where it ran down the back of the hill behind the bunker to the fairway fringe.

I was about 85 yards from the pin, which is an uncomfortable distance for me. I decided to hit sand wedge, since a full wedge is about 80 to 90 yards for me.

Unfortunately, I chunked it. I was 100% thinking birdie on this hole and it cost me. A better play would have been a very easy PW shot to the middle of the green instead of pin seeking.

As it was, and likely because I wasn’t putting much weight on my right ankle, I chunked it, about 45 yards.

Then I missed the second shot short, just on the fringe. It was uphill to the green and it was about 15 yards, which is about a 5 yard bump and run with the pitching wedge. I do practice that shot, so it seemed better than putting.
It was better than putting. The ball stopped a few feet from the hole, and made for an easy bogey.

Hole 7 is a mid-length par 4 that seems to eat my lunch. It’s handicap 16, but I tend to average a triple bogey.

It’s all to do with the scrub cutout right of the tee box, which has a magnet for my ball. But mentally, I fixated on the left side of the fairway and dropped my 7 iron there.

That left me about 140 out which is 7 iron distance. Unfortunately, I faded this 7 iron right into a sand trap around the green. If I had aimed at the left side of the green instead of the center!

But I had an excellent sand shot out and I had just 1.5 yards to the pin. Unfortunately, thinking par, I blasted that 1.5 yard putt past the hole completely, leaving me 2 yards out. But having missed the par putt, I had an excellent, easy, 2 yard bogey putt that I made. I mean, I had already gotten the read when I blew past. But I was also thinking, “well, double bogey is okay.”

Hole 8 was a medium-length par 3. The pin was right and front, which was well within my 8 iron range – except that I chunked the ball into the hazard right. My second shot was on the green, which I finished up for a nice, easy par. Well, except that I had chunked the ball into the hazard.

Hole 9 is a long, uphill par 5. I seem to always screw this one up, too. Last time, I had the ball on a laser guide to the lateral hazard. This time, I hit a great 7 iron into the fairway, a great 7 iron up the fairway, and then a thin, stinger up through the fairway into the rough protecting the green.

I had about a 50 yard shot, so I hit my sand wedge a nice easy pitch. The ball was 2 yards from the pin, inside of both Tyrone and Parkier. They both missed their putts. I didn’t.

Par, baby!

That concluded my best ever front 9. I shot a 50, and it could have been a lot lower. Assuming all my mishits were due to my injury distracting me, I certainly could have had 1 shot fewer on 3 (better putting), 4 (better chipping), 6 (better approach), 7 (better putting). And i could have done 4 shots better if I just took mulligans on 1 and 8. So I could see a 42 is what I’m saying.

Tee shots were okay, with 7 of 11 being good. I had 14 approach shots on 9 chances and only 6 chips, which is all the more impressive because I had 2 double chips.

Putting was also okay: 1 3-putt balanced out by 2 1-putts.

Goal number 1 next time is to not hurt myself while playing. Goal 2 is to replicate this performance, to which I will employ my 6 iron and keep the driver in the bag.

Now begins the back 9, on which I’m some how supposed to shoot a 49 in order to break 100.

I started with the best drive I’ve ever hit. I thought: “let’s hit driver, since it’s wide open and even if I top it, it’ll be into the fairway.” 

I crushed the drive. I’m not sure which tee box I hit from, but I hit it nearly 280 yards; the ball was right at the edge of the fairway.

I then hit a very short, 35 yard pitch shot with my sand wedge, which turned my birdie chance from high to very low, since I was on the green in regulation but … 15 yards from the hole.

But I wanted to lag it close and I lagged it just a yard or so from the hole. Easy make for a par. That’s a two par streak!

The next hole was a shorter par 3, uphill but with the pin front right. I hit an 8 iron at the middle of green only for it to fade right and off the green.

I had about 15 yards to go, uphill, over some rough. So I chipped my pitching wedge to 6 inches from the hole – another up and down par.

That’s 3 pars in a row.

Hole 12 is a hard hole. I average an 8.

So this time, I hit a 7 iron well to the middle of the fairway. I then choked up my pitching wedge and chunked it to about 146 out from the green.

I tried to learn from my mistakes and lined up on the left side of the green – and then hit a perfect 7 iron, right into the rough, right where I was aiming.

That left me 50 yards away from the green, pin high, on a severe downhill lie. For whatever reason, I was really concerned with landing my ball right next to the pin instead of aiming to the middle of the green.

I missed it halfway down the hill and then chipped it on. I had a 7 yard putt that I missed really poorly to 1.5 yards. Then I missed the 1.5 yard putt and finally made it … for an 8. Blargh.

Hole 13 is a par 5 that I’ve historically done poorly on. I hit driver off the tee because the tee box was RIGHT there next to the fairway

I topped the driver, into the fairway. Then I topped my 3 wood, also in the fairway. Total, my two tops went about 291 yards total, which isn’t too bad. I mean, it’s not good, either.

I then thought it would be a good idea to lay up since I had about 190 yards and didn’t have a club that could get me there.

So I hit my pitching wedge, chunked it 90 yards, thinking par the whole time.

So I reset after thinking par, and thought “double bogey is great”. Then I hit my full pitching wedge, from 100 yards out. And I hit that full pitching wedge 113 yards, which was over the back pin position into the rough.

I had 14 yards, tried to chip it with my sand wedge, and made it 7 yards. Then I made another 7 yard chip leaving me a not good 4 yards from the pin.

Missed the 4 yard putt, made the second putt, and recorded another 8.

That was depressing.

Hole 14 was a hole similar to Hole 13, but it’s downhill where hole 13 is uphill. But the tee box was RIGHT THERE on the fairway, again, so I hit driver.

Driver went about 210 with a slight draw, leaving me 120 yards from a front pin.

That’s about 9 iron distance, so I swung with the 9 iron and hit a thin fade.

Again, 9 iron was a bad choice, since it put me right on the fringe. An 8 iron would have been better. Middle of the green and all that.

As it was, my ball was just 10 yards from the pin, but going uphill over some rough. It was a sidehill lie and my ball was certainly embedded. I certainly should have availed myself of that rule. As it was, the lie cost me a stroke, since I was just able to move the ball a few yards, further up in the rough.

I hit lob wedge on, to 3 yards out – and then I missed that putt to make a 1 yard putt. I had the idea of “I am trying to make it” and paid the price. A 6.

Onto the Quandary, the hard finishing 4. I didn’t realize it, but despite my back to back 8s, I was on an unknown trajectory: I had 79 strokes through hole 14. This was despite two 8s on the back 9.

Hole 15 is the easiest of the finishing 4 holes: a par 3 that’s well bunkered but not too long. Today was the longest it’s ever been when I’ve played it about 150 yards. So that was a 7 iron, which I blasted through the green to 15 yards away from the hole.

The problem is that it’s a two tier green and I was on the upper tier – well, really I was on the fringe.

So it was a long putt that I had no chance of making. I also really didn’t want to try a chip because of the potential for it to run away from me.

So I putted from the fringe, down the hill, to about 5 yards long – which was pretty good. I putted it to within a yard and then made it for a bogey. So now it’s 83 through 15. I really wish I had known that.

Now starts hole 16, where the best I’ve ever done is a 6. The island green tends to collect lots of balls … in the drink around it.

I hit driver off the tee and that was stupid: this is a hole that demands care. And considering I had matched a record pace, I should have been more conservative.

I blocked my driver out right, where it might be in play, and hit a provisional driver that got over the hazard guarding the fairway. It was clearly in play, but I managed to find my driver shot in a bush on the edge of the hazard.

I had no shot and should have dropped. Instead, I chunked my punch shot about 15 yards, at least into the rough. Honestly, I probably could have done better with my putter onto the cart path.

I then lined up an easy, choked up pitching wedge to stay short of the water – and I chunked that one too. At this point, I was feeling pretty defeated: I expected the water to eat a ball, and my leg was hurting.

I was about 150 yards from the pin, so I hit my 7 iron, figuring I would likely cover the water, even with a fat shot. It was a draw, but it carried the distance and ran off the green into the rough.

I mean, it would have been worse to miss into the water but it was a tough miss. I had a long distance to go, downhill, to get to the pin. So I chipped it with my 9 iron which was a little bit too much club. The ball ran off the green.

This one hurt: I was on the fringe, so I putted it. Somehow, the green was exceptionally quick, even though i was putting uphill, and I putted the ball 4 yards too long – with the ball running over the hole. Ugh.

Instead of a heroic 6, it was an 8, because it took me two more putts to get in the hole from there. Still, a 91 through 16. That means a par and a bogey for a 100 or two double bogeys for a new course record 103.

Now starts hole 17, which has lately been my meltdown hole. This time, I hit a 7 iron off the tee and INTO the fairway. Then I hit another 7 iron down the fairway, leaving me 65 yards from the hole.

Tyrone’s Second Shot

And wouldn’t you know it, I overswung and chunked my lob wedge from a good lie in the fairway to a bad lie in the rough. It was very uphill, I was in pain, and I hit an easy, bad lob wedge to about 3 quarter of the way closer.

Finally, I chopped (pls note spelling) on with my sand wedge, leaving 5 yards. I putted it real close, and then tapped in for a 7.

We had an audience for hole 18 and the hole was set at the silver tees. So I hit driver, and topped it 40 yards into the rough. Then I hit another provisional ball off the tee into the driving range.

Falling apart, I strolled forward and hit my driver at the ball in the rough, which went all of 40 yards, still not in the fairway.

I came to my senses, hit a 7 iron and left myself about 150 yards from the pin. Unfortunately, I chunked this one into the water hazard. I dropped and chunked another into the water hazard. Then I finally hit over the hazard, onto the rough, 30 yards from the pin, behind a bunker.

I had tears in my eyes as I approached this shot. My leg was really hurting, I had completely fallen apart.

It was just an lokay lob wedge shot to get it onto the green, since it left me 25 feet from the pin. (EDIT: it was great. I was on the green). But the putt looked pretty straight – and that’s how I made a 25-foot putt to save a 10. Hooray! I guess…

The pain in my ankle was much worse in the second 9. 

I shot a 58 which was all the more depressing since I had an 83 through hole 15. I could have done so much better. I’ll blame my failure on being hurt.

I had 7 decent tee shots and really only 1 that didn’t play (hole 18). I hit 5 fairways on 8 chances, and started with two pars. I had 18 approach shots, but fully 11 of them were on the last 3 holes. 12 chips, which included 3 straight double chips.

I had 17 putts, with 2 1-putts to offset a 3-putt. 

So it was a depressing 58 on the back 9. But I was hurt, so what else could I expect? Incidentally, after the round, I didn’t notice what I usually do after a full round: my right leg and butt are sore. Nope, that was not the way this time. My ankle was very sore.

But shooting 108, injured, is much better than shooting 120, uninjured.

Best shots were:

  1. 2nd tee shot on hole 1
  2. Approach shot on hole 1
  3. SW pitch on hole 1
  4. Putt 1 on hole 1
  5. Putt 2 on hole 1
  6. 7 iron approach on hole 2
  7. LW on hole 2
  8. 1st putt on hole 2
  9. 2nd putt on hole 2
  10. SW pitch on hole 3
  11. Lucky 8 iron on hole 4
  12. Putt 1 on hole 4
  13. 9 iron chip on hole 5
  14. PW chip on hole 6
  15. Hole 7 tee shot
  16. Hole 7 sand shot
  17. Hole 8 second tee shot
  18. Hole 8 putt 1
  19. Hole 8 putt 2
  20. Hole 9 tee shot
  21. Hole 9 second shot
  22. Hole 9 SW
  23. Hole 9 putt

That’s 23 good shots through 9 holes! That’s excellent!

  1. Driver on hole 10
  2. Approach on hole 10
  3. Putt on hole 10
  4. Chip on hole 11
  5. Tee shot on hole 12
  6. Third shot on hole 12
  7. Driver on hole 14
  8. 7 iron on hole 15
  9. Approach shot on hole 16
  10. Tee shot on hole 17
  11. Second shot on hole 17
  12. 1st putt on hole 17
  13. Third shot 7 iron on 18
  14. SW over the water on 18
  15. LW over the bunker on 18
  16. Putt on hole 18

And that’s grasping at straws on back 9.

Looking back on this, I am exceptionally proud. On a bum ankle, I shot really well. Before I hurt myself, I was +5 (triple bogey, LH shot OB). After hurting my ankle, I was +9 on 7 holes – and then playing bogey golf for 9 holes through hole 11.

I am significantly more encouraged by this than I was at the time, which was 100% because I had really hurt myself. I am all better now but, man, what coulda been…

Emerald Isle on 11/22

So I had a rough couple of rounds in October. At Emerald Isle on the 17th, I had a 91 with 47 putts. And then, at Arrowood on the 24th, I had another set back: a +49 round, where I managed to lose 11 balls and hit 5 hazards.

So I went with my eldest daughter to Emerald Isle, the site of my greatest round of all time. We went together, on a Monday morning, because she had the day off school and my younger daughter had preschool.

First we went to the driving range and I warmed up, okay. She also warmed up, as best she could. Then we putted around, waiting for our tee time. She went back to the cart to eat snacks while I finished warming up.

I had goals but they weren’t particularly set in my mind ahead of time:

  • Don’t overswing
  • Have fun
  • Don’t triple bogey
  • Have fun
  • Make a birdie
  • Don’t screw up hole 1

Hole 1 is a par 4 that I always seem to screw up. Double bogey is what I tend to score here. So this time, I decided I would take it easy. Even though it’s 150 yards, i was going to hit pitching wedge off the tee.

Despite the warm up, I shanked the first ball, right into the net. Then my daughter, for whom I’d paid a greens fee, hit the ball nearly as far as I did. She’s six.

But no matter, I was brave and I remember thinking — it could be worse. I mean, at least i was on the fairway — well fairway dirt — and on the right fairway.

So I had about 40 yards out? I’m not sure how far it was but I hit a pretty good pitch shot with my pitching wedge that landed on the green and rolled, just staying on the green. A good lag putt led to an easy tap in for bogey, which was a great result.

Hole 2 is an easy hole: a very, very short par 4 that’d be a par 3 on a normal course. I was tempted to hit 3 wood off the tee, but I decided to be wise and hit 8 iron.

Dear reader, i crushed that 8 iron: I hit it so well that I thought I had, perhaps, hit it into the sand trap that runs along the left side of the green, 165 yards away.

Instead, I found my ball sitting pretty in the fairway, about 25 yards from the hole. I hit a beautiful sand wedge to 1.5 yards out and promptly, PROMPTLY, missed the putt. So that’s a 4 for a par and a very depressing one at that.

I never thought I’d be depressed by par but there you go.

Hole 3 is a beast. My daughter didn’t want to play it and today it was playing short.

I don’t remember what club I hit but I ended up hitting it a little fat and a little short. I cleared the water, got a good bounce on the dirt, and then the ball rolled back down into the grass before the water hazard.

And then the murders began I started chipping poorly: well, I didn’t chip poorly — I chipped stupidly. Instead of getting it on the green, I missed about a yard short and the chip rolled back down the hill. I then got the second chip up but off the green, above the hole.

I had a poor downhill chip putt that left me out quite a bit. I was trying for the bogey putt and completely missed the read.

I then putted back up the hill and missed 1 ball left, and an easy in for a 6. Blergh.

Hole 4 is a short hole that narrows pretty heavily. I hit a pitching wedge and I hit it very very far. I hit it on the green but I was maybe 20 yards from the hole.

I then left the 20 yard putt super duper short. My second putt was also long, making up for the short miss, leaving me 3.5 yards out. But then I made the 11-footer for a bogey.

Hole 5 is another narrowing hole, a little longer, with a trap left. The trap is where i was aiming at and i hit a weak fade with my 9 iron. Fortunately, it stayed in bounds and on the fringe/fairway approaching the hole.

I putted it on from the fringe, but it left me about 7 yards out. I was a little short, but made it in for a bogey.

This hole was also one my daughter wanted to play with me. She had a pretty decent shot off the tee, about 50 yards, and then another shot that got her onto the green that left her 5 yards out, on the green. Unfortunately, she rushed her putts and had a 5 — but that’s a big step for her!

I tried not to comment but I don’t think she knew what she was doing. She certainly didn’t know she could get a real par. (from her scoring, she is the best golfer in the world: only pars and birdies).

Hole 6 is one of my better holes.

Since my shots were going long and the hole was playing short, I hit my sand wedge. It was short of the green and, due to the rough, it was not something i thought I could putt.

I hit a 9 iron chip shot and ended up 5 yards long — so a pitching wedge was probably the right club. I was back and forth between a 9 and a PW and I figured longer was better than shorter. I putted the 5 yarder decently close and then made it for a bogey.

Hole 7 is longer and the only hole where someone could hit a long iron or a wood. I was tempted by my 3 wood but I didn’t want to make a terrible choice. So I hit a 7 iron, okay, around 155 yards. It faded slightly, as my 7 iron does.

I thought i was in the fairway, but I ran right into the rough. It was pretty thick and this is a hole were going long is bad, so I tried an easy chip 7 iron that got stuck in the rough. It did get into the fairway short of the hole, which meant that I could putt it on.

So I putted it onto the green and then two putted into the hole.

Hole 8 is a tough hole: it’s about 100 yards and has no place to miss long or right. The front has a swale in front and a HUGE bunker guarding the left front. Left is the only miss.

I’ve tended to miss left. This time, I choked up a bit, aimed at a bush behind the green and hit a slightly blocky shot (maybe).

It was the best shot i’ve ever hit in my life. You can see the ball mark and where the ball ended up.

Easiest birdie I’ve ever made, too.

Hole 9 is over a water hazard and I hit a 9 iron since it was about 120 yards to the pin. I hit an excellent 9 iron to the green, leaving me about 5 yards out.

An excellent 5 yard putt left me a 1 yard, downhill putt, which I didn’t take my time with. I was disappointed, naturally, that I missed the birdie train. Again — how can I be disappointed with par? Apparently very easily.

What followed was a very frustrating series of events. I missed the 1 yard putt for par, then a 1 yard putt for bogey. Then a 1 foot putt for double and finally made the 1 footer for triple. Well, I picked it up.

So that’s two triple bogeys to accompany a birdie and a par and a whole mess of bogeys. I was 39 (+10) for the front 9, which is a net 0 score for me. That’s tied for my best score ever on the front 9 and could have been significantly better. Oh well.

But I hit 8 good tee shots, hit 1 fairway, and for greens in regulation. I had 21 putts, but 5(!) of them were on hole 9. Reasonably, I could have easily expected to shoot a 36, which would be a much better score than I’ve ever done before.

I remember feeling relaxed — annoyed at a 5-putt — but relaxed. I was able to laugh about it. I think that’s the effect that my daughter has on me on the golf course. I think. 

Hole 10 has been another challenge. It’s a decent length par 3, over water, with a sand trap guarding the green. It also prompts a wait because a hooked shot hits the teebox for hole 11.

I didn’t really wait on Hole 10, and hit a chunky 8 iron that went about 100 yards when it needed to go 125 yards. But it got over the water and was in some … not too good rough. It was also somewhat short of the sand trap, which meant I could get to the green.

Unfortunately, I hit the chip shot a little thig, but it got onto the green and stopped onto the fringe.

But I completely unfocused on the chip putt. It ran out long from about 7 yards to about 10 yards. I really should have hit it a bit softer because I didn’t have a chance to make the chip putt. I should have been happy with a bogey and instead I had a double when I putted my 10 yard putt up and then putted in.

Fortunately, I was playing decently. I managed to turn a bogey opportunity to a double-bogey but that’s not too bad.

Hole 11 is pretty short. I hit my sand wedge pretty thing which was a little scary, since there’s no depth to the hole and anything long is bad to hit.

But I was on the fringe, again about 20 yards from the hole. I putted the ball quite a bit short, then putted the 7 yard putt to 1 yard, and then made it for a bogey.

Here’s one were I think a good chip would have saved me a stroke, possible. 5 yard chip with a pitching wedge would probably get me there. I need to practice that one, i think.

Hole 12 was completely unremarkable. Excellent tee shot to about 115 yards, pin high but a little below the hole. Great lag putt and easy in for a par. That’s what I like to see.

Hole 13 is a short, tough hole. About 100 yards if the pin is in the back and about 75 yards if the pin is the front. I hit sand wedge and was, unfortunately, short. Trust me, I looked for the ball out of the sand trap and could not find it. Then my daughter helpfully said: “Daddy, your ball is in the beach!”

It was a pretty good strike, I thought, but i think I took too much off the swing, since the ball went about 70 yards.

Fortunately, I got out in one stroke, but left myself about 15 yards to the pin. I missed the putt off the green, just barely, putted back on from the fringe to about 6 inches, and in for a double bogey.

Hole 14 I tend to hit out of bounds. It was playing short today, about 125 yards, so out came my 9 iron. Unfortunately, I hit my 9 iron a little blocky, so instead of the center of the green, the ball did it’s best to get out of bounds. However, I had course-managed wisely, hitting a club that could never get out of bounds. Woo hoo!

I had a putt out of the rough, but the ball was resting comfortably on the grass. I think I had finally figured out the 20 yards putt and finally, finally, had a good chip to 1 yard out. Made the up and down for par.

Hole 15 is back over the water. It was playing about 140 yards but I decided to hit 8 iron. A 7 iron was probably a better short, especially since I aimed at the tree left of the green. Since my 7 iron fades, it would have been in the center of the green.

Instead, I drew my 8 iron slightly, right into the tree.

I knew it hit the tree because I heard it, but the tree was a decent miss. After all, the hole was playing rear and left, right next to the tree.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t find my ball.

I was going to avail myself of the water hazard (and sadly commit to losing a ball), when I spotted my ball in the rough, very short of the green. I think the 8 iron caromed off the tree into the rough.

So i hit a not very good pitching wedge chip to the green. I say it was not very good because while it got to the green, it went about half the distance I was expecting.

However, I had a good lag putt to leave me an easy bogey.

Hole 16 is my daughter’s favorite hole, because it has some steep teeboxes with retaining walls. She loves to jump from the retaining wall onto the white tees, flapping her arms like a bird’s wings. While we were waiting, she got to flap her wings quite a bit.

I hit an excellent 9 iron to the green, maybe 15 feet from the hole. I had a good lag putt to leave a 1 yard putt, which I promptly missed 😐 I just didn’t have the feeling I was going to make it. I should have waved off the putt and taken my time, I think.

Hole 17 is a short hole but has the potential to be beastly.

I hit my sand wedge and faded it into the trees that protect the driving range. The ball landed short into the rough and it was not a good roll for my putter.

I hit a bad chip shot, leaving me tons of green. As was my theme, I had a good lag putt, then missed the easy 1-yarder, then made it. Another 3 putt 😦

Finally, hole 18. I had lost all hope of breaking my record due to my atrocious putting, but I still wanted to finish strong. And I did, with an excellent SW to the green, and excellent lag putt, and a tap in par.

Overall, I shot +9 on the back 9, with three doubles, three bogeys, and three pars for another net even par. I hit 3 greens, which meant I actually hit the most greens I’d ever hit in a round with 7. If I had been able to make short putts, I would have cut three shots. So that’d be a 35 putt round.

But overally, I was really pleased with my full swings: on the back 9 I didn’t have any terrible full swings.

+19 is one of my better rounds, especially so because I didn’t lose a ball on a course where it’s easy to lose one. I had several chances at birdie and managed to convert one. And even the 5-putt hole 9 didn’t sting too much, even at the time.

Best shots were pretty numerous too:

  1. Pitch on hole 1 – great way to reset
  2. Lag putt on hole 1
  3. Tee shot on hole 2
  4. SW pitch on hole 2
  5. First putt on hole 3
  6. Tee shot on hole 4
  7. Bogey save on hole 4
  8. 7 iron off the tee on hole 7
  9. Tee shot on hole 8
  10. Putt on hole 8
  11. Tee shot on hole 9
  12. Lag putt on hole 9
  13. Tee shot on hole 12
  14. Lag putt on hole 12
  15. Putt chip on hole 13
  16. Putt chip on hole 14
  17. Lag putt on hole 15
  18. Tee shot on hole 16
  19. Lag putt on hole 16
  20. Tee shot on hole 18
  21. Lag putt on hole 18

So that’s 21 really good shots, which compares favorably with arrowood. The real issue is that my misses at EI were significantly better than at Arrowood. When I missed, I missed close enough that I was in a decent position to not explode.

But I think that’s because EI is an easier course than Arrowood.

Arrowood 10/22/21

So I decided to take a day off and play golf. However, because I am foolish, I decided that I also needed to go play golf and get my haircut on the same day. Plus I needed to get my haircut before my tee time so I would be feeling rushed and looking fresh.

Oh, and I was invited to two in-person team meetings at the last minute, causing angst in my plan to take the day off.

But it was Friday morning, I was screaming toward the golf course and made it there with 45 minutes to go before my 1020 am tee time with my friend Jimmy. Jimmy is a scratch golfer and I’ve never played a full course with him.

I was able to warm up putting, chipping, sand play, and at the range. I was unwise at the range, which is typically what happens when I hit off mats. At least this time, I put a towel behind my ball to ensure I wasn’t hitting it fat… at least not that much.

My horrifying round at Emerald Isle the previous week was still on my mind grapes. I was really concerned about putting. Last time I played this course, I hit the ball well off the tee*, but had 42 putts.

* For an acceptable value of well; looking at my stats, that is not what happened.

I had, perhaps, too many goals for the round:

  • Have fun. Remember this is your leisure time so you’re already doing well.
  • Shoot 107 or better
  • Have a chance at Par on a Par 5
  • Get it on the green.
  • Bogey is a good score on 13.
  • Avoid the water on 16.
  • No net double bogies.
  • No three putts
  • If you can, putt. If you can’t putt, chip. If you can’t chip, pitch.

I also had the unwritten goal of not having more than 36 putts. I also managed to pray with Jimmy before the round: that I would break 100 and that James would break 70. I say that with no irony; Jimmy is a Christian and the prayer was also more along the line of “Let’s have fun together doing this thing, but also maybe this result?”

It was a bit tongue-in-cheek.

Also also unwritten rule was that I’d take no practice swings. Just go up there and hit it since practice swings sometimes lead to overswinging and not committing.

Hole 1

I have always butchered hole 1 on this course. I could aim onto hole 10’s fairway and I’d still manage to hit the lateral hazard on hole 1 that runs along the right side (hole 10’s fairway runs left).

This time, I decided to hit 6 iron off the tee to give me some extra distance. Naturally, I top-hooked my 6 iron NOT INTO THE LATERAL HAZARD but rather onto hole 10’s fairway.

The other two folks we were playing with were elderly. James played from the silver tees (honestly, he could have played from the tips) and they joined him. I think one got off the tee successfully and the other had four or five shots to get out of that lateral hazard that always claims my first ball.

But no, my ball was in the fairway … on hole 10.

The shot was about 150 yards, which is okay for a 6 iron, and very good for a low hook. Unfortunately, I was behind some trees and a hill guarding my approach to the green. Looking at the onboard GPS, I saw that I should hit over the tree in front of me to be short of the green.

I hit my pitching wedge absolutely beautifully and found my ball in the fairway, 73 yards from the hole.

That’s an uncomfortable distance for me but the front of the green was about 60 yards away and the back was at 90. So that meant I could hit my LW and even if I skulled it, it’d be on the green.

Naturally, I hit it full, beautiful and about 80 yards. So it was on the green, 7 yards above the hole. Was I thinking par? You bet your ass.

Was I thinking about breaking 80, much less 100. Oh, of course.

But I putted it close, restraining myself, and knocked it in for a bogey, or a net birdie in my book. That was also the best I’ve ever done on that hole.

Hole 2 is a downhill par 5, with trouble left (OB) and right (LH) but it’s pretty wide: 80 yards at the narrowest point.

I learned nothing from my warm up on the range, nor from my previous hand position requirements for the 3 wood (I need to have the clubhead slightly closed so ensure it doesn’t slice at impact).

I had good contact and sliced the 3 wood into the lateral hazard, short of a bunker about 240 yards out.

However, it’s a lateral hazard so the ball gets dropped. Hooray!

I dropped 3, grabbed my 8 iron, and blasted a shot from the rough, with the ball below my feet, 151 yards, into the fairway, leaving me 164 yards out. It even drew a bit. How strange!

Well, if my 8 iron from the rough goes 151, then my 7 iron can go 164, right? And if I miss short,that’s no biggie. And it’d have to go like, 180 to get OB. Or push it right, but … well, that’s my miss.

I made an unwise shot choice: I didn’t have a lot of room to work with in my traditional miss, which is a fade. It’s a straightaway par 5, but I had gone pretty far left with 8 iron shot. 

There wasn’t a safe enough miss with bunkers long and left and LH right. 7 iron would put me squarely in those danger zones.

So the safe shot here was a 9 iron to be well short of the bunkers and OB and then a pitch or chip on.

But I was on shot 4, going for the green, and feeling confident. So hit my 7 iron every bit of 164 and every bit of 28 yards fading right.

The ball hit right of the green, where there is about 10 yards of grass at the widest point. I saw the ball bounce down the right side of the rough and into the red-staked hazard.

I was able to find the ball. But my relief would have been onto the cartpath or behind a bunker so i played from the hardpan next to the hazard. That was a mistake.

I had 28 yards to the pin and 43 yards to the bunker — and promptly skulled my sand wedge into that bunker behind the green. I mean, golf on not grass is hard and all that. My club bounced off the ground. It was what I could from the lie I had.

So that was also a mistake: I should have taken relief into the grass behind the bunker.

Bunker was deep. The ball had to go up about 2 yards and then stop, because otherwise it would roll away down the green.

I hit a great shot than ran out to about 2 yards. I tried to score with a 2 yard putt, missed long to 1.5 yards and then made it for a net double-bogey.

Honestly, I don’t really know how you do better than a 9 when you lose two balls and hit a sand trap. I mean, I think the best I could have done was … a 7 if I’d hit the green instead of the sand trap.

So I was net +1 on the day.

All the par 3s were playing short this day, so hole 3 was a short one.

I decided that, since the hole was uphill but shorter, I’d use a 9 iron instead of a pitching wedge. I should have hit pitching wedge because my 9 iron went straight as a rope and 21 yards long of the green, left into the rough.

So I couldn’t really putt from that position: the ball would have roll over about 10 yards of rough. So it was a downhill chip shot with my SW that needed to go 21 yards to hit the hole and went 14, onto the green.

I had a 7 yard downhill putt that I missed long. Again, I was trying to score. I missed 2 yards long which was unfortunately a tough miss. I left the 2 yard putt out (don’t know what that means) and finally made it for a 3-putted double bogey, net bogey.

Oh no! Have my putting woes returned?

On Hole 4, I hit a thin 6 iron off the tee just through the fairway, into the rough short of the grass bunker, about 145 yards. That left me 212 yards to the pin, which i played conservative: I split the difference, hitting my pitching wedge beautifully about 113 yards, leaving me 100 yards to the pin.

100 yards was another pitching wedge, which I hit well again but 114 yards. The ball ran off the green to about … 18 yards long of the pin. 

This time, I could putt so I did: I missed 3 yards long on a 15 yard putt, which was okay. Missed the 3 yard putt to 4 inches and tapped in for a net par.

One thing I had noticed was that I was following through very well on my long shots. I think that was leading to the crisp iron contact and the extra distance from the range and my mishits. I really hadn’t had any bad contact. I felt really confident.

This lead to hole 5. Hole 5 is a fairly simple par 4 that doglegs around a huge bunker left.

I was feeling confident so I hit my 3 wood. Why I did I do this? Well, it’s because it’s pretty wide open.

Unfortunately, I didn’t aim where i should have aimed: right at that bunker left. I also didn’t close my clubface on address, which lead to a huge slice that ran throught he fairway and into the hazard.

Fortunately, I could find my ball, propped up on a stick in the hazard. I played it from the stick, a punch shot 8 iron that went 114 yards, leaving me about 50 to the pin, but behind the sand trap that defends the front left of the green.

I also made another judgment call here. I was afraid of the bunker so I should have gone around: chipped right or left aroundthe bunker and then putted on.

Instead, I chipped a 20 yard carry about 17 yards, right into the bunker. It was a mirror of the shot on hole 2 and I had a mirror play: my 13 yard sand wedge shot ended up dying on the fringe.

My putt from the fringe for an epic bogey save ended up dying just a few inches short of the hole. Easy tap in for a net bogey, despite a LH location.

Hole 7 has replaced a bunker left with a water hazard. I figured I had about 170 to the water hazard, so I hit 8 iron.

Once again, I flushed it. When I arrived, I had hit it through the fairway, 161 yards. After flexing a whole bunch, I realized I had to carry 50 yards over water. So I selected and hit my PW easy, which hit the exact spot I was aiming for. Unfortunately, it ran a little long, off the green.

However, I was able to have a birdie putt from the fringe, which was really good and ran to 1 yard.

I missed that 1 yard putt and then made a 1-yarder coming back for bogey, or a net par.

That was a tough one to two-putt.

Going into hole 7, I was playing pretty well. I had a few bad shots, but no bad contact. That changed hole 7: I shanked my tee shot 6 iron into the lateral hazard.

I dropped 3 and then hit a really good 9 iron, wth the ball below my feet, that hooked (how?) into the lateral hazard on the other side of the fairway. There was a green patch of super rough in the hazard — guess where i hit it and lost my ball. You got it it.

So I dropped in the rough, and I was about 164 yards from the hole. So i hit my 7 iron — certainly took something off — and ended up 46 yards from the hole.

I hit my SW pitch shot and the ball ran off the green to the fringe long. I had 12.5 yards to get up and down for a net bogey and chipped to a knee-knocking 1.5 yards. But I made the 1.5 yarder for a 7 — a 7 doesn’t feel too bad for hitting 2 hazards and losing 2 balls.

Hole 8 I had my second bad contact for the round: a fairly chunky 9 iron. I don’t think I followed through correctly here, actually, because a chunky 9 iron that goes 100 yards is not that chunky.

True, the ball needed to go 140, apparently, so I don’t know why I was hitting 9 iron here. Should have been an 8 iron or even a 7 iron, since the destination was uphill.

So i had 40 yards to go to the pin and i topped my pitching wedge. At least the chip shot got up the hill, to the fringe.

I had one of the best putts of the round for my 3rd shot: i hit it from 22 yards out to 1 yard out. Then I had a super-breaker for a 1 yard putt and made it for another 5.

That’s another net bogey. 😦

Hole 9 is a beastly par 5 (484 from the golds) but it is uphill. My plan was to hit 7 irons up to the green, since the uphill probably adds about 50 yards. Somehow I managed to bogey this once before, but I have no idea how that happened.

3 wood off the tee woud have been an option, but I lacked confidence. Instead, I hit my 7 iron really well, about 140 yards (but uphill like 20 yards or so) through the fairway.

I was feeling confident and swung out of my shoes at the 7 iron, instead of smooth and full swing. I chunked shot 2 14 yards, still in the rough.

I think hit my 7 iron thin from the fairway, 149 yards. So I was about 130 out, sitting shot 4, and I hit a draw 8 iron toward the one piece of rough grass in the lateral hazard left.

Honestly, this was laughable. The one area in the hazard where I’m guaranteed not to find my ball, I hit it. Except I found my ball but it was completely unplayable in the bush.

Sigh. I don’t know what happened here, other than maybe aiming wrong?

I had 60 yards from fluffy rough and I hit my SW a little long.

As I write about it, I think this hole was the one that really hurt. I struggled, recovered decently, and hozed myself.

I missed my chip to 3.5 yard long. And just when I was resigned to another 9, I managed to make the 3.5 yard putt for a net bogey.

THis was where the front 9 started and where I failed at goal # DON’T CHECK YOUR SCORE. I calculated my score, saw that I was at 57, and deflated.

My best scoring I would make 42 to end the back 9. But that was unlikely.

But never check your score.

My contact on the front 9 was great: I had 4 bad contact strikes of 57 strokes. I lost 5 strokes to penalties and missed 4 putts of under 2 yards — and 2 were 2 yard putts.

So that’s a very conceivable 7 strokes I could have gained by keeping the ball on the course and making the short putts. Imagine how much better I could do by getting lucky!

I also had the issue where my contact was so good that I didn’t know how far the ball was going — of course, this was because i was following through well. I stopped doing that starting hole 8 — I remember not having that feel going forward.

Hole 10, we got delayed a bit by lunch. We had an audience on the tee from the group behind us, and I had talking in my backswing. I should have hit 3 wood here: there was 0 chance of me losing it, but I was chagrined from earlier.

So I topped by 6 iron off the tee, about 85 yards and into the rough. Then I chunked my 7 iron 120 yards into the fairway, leaving me 110 from the pin.

I hit a great pitching wedge that I completely lost in the air and, since the foursome was breathing down our necks, I hit a provisional that … was perfect and on the green.

Then I found my first ball, in the rough of the grass bunker that borders the green. In play, but a tough distance, about 40 yards.

I had a good LW from the rough but it ran out long, leaving me 20 yards away on the green.

I had a great 20 yard putt, with perfect distance control, on the downhill putt; just misread the break and it ran out 3 yards right.

I knew it was a brutal breaker so I putted it close, if short, and then tapped in for a net bogey (triple bogey).

So, the back 9 was not starting well.

Hole 11 is an uphill par 3 that was playing very far up because of the course maintenance. I figured that missing long was fine, so I hit 7 iron and flushed it on a line right at the pin. But it was too much club, about 10 yards long.

I putted it from off the green to leave 1.5 yards on a downhill putt — which I promptly missed long, costing me another par and leaving a knee knocking 1-yarder for bogey. Still a net par though.

Hole 12 is a beast. It is long, level, and there’s a lateral hazard that guards the end of the fairway on the right.

I hit 7 iron off the tee, beautiful contact about 167 yards. Then I hit a great lob wedge to the end of the fairway. My goal was to hit a 9 iron over the LH to the center of the green.

Instead, I overswung and chunked the 9 iron into the rough, just short of the lateral hazard.

Then I chunked my pitching wedge OVER the lateral hazard. I found my ball and pitched onto the green, 7 yards from the pin with my sand wedge. And then I putted it to 1.5 yards and made a short putt for another … 7.

The freaking chunks, dude. That really made my confidence go down.

Hole 13 is a par 5 that, for whatever reason, I consistently screw up. This time, I screwed up in new and different ways.

I hit 3 wood, because I figured there was little downside. I aimed far left, and blocked the ball directly into a bunker 190 yards right of the tee.

This bunker had a tree guarding the left exit to the fairway and a HUGE lip to guard the ball getting out. It was a good lie and I cranked my sand wedge, a perfect strike, about 100 yards. Just one problem: there was another bunker about 100 yards from this one  that I promptly hit.

I hit another great sand wedge from that bunker and, somehow, despite hitting bunkers twice, I had my fourth shot just 80 yards from the green. 

So, par on my mind, I shanked my pitching wedge. The shank was the worst possible miss on this hole and I watched the ball go out into the lateral hazard.

So i dropped where the ball entered the hazard, which left me 40 yards from the hole. I hit a great LW to about 5 yards — and made a 5 yard putt to save a net par.

Feeling confident after some pretty good contact from tough locations, I managed to top the crap out of the next hole:

Topped a 3 wood into the fairway at least. Then I topped a 7 iron, a 6 iron, and then finally hit a sand wedge long of the green.

I had an excellent putt chip to 1.5 yards from that long sand wedge shot — and promptly missed the 1.5 yard putt.

I gave myself the next putt because I was getting frustrated. A net bogey, sure, but I pared this hole last time!

Hole 15 now, starting the hardest stretch of holes on the course, called the Quandary by the marketing folks. This set of holes has kicked my butt

Hole 15 is the easiest. It’s a par 3, slightly elevated, with a two-tier green. The tees were really short, meaning I had a pitching wedge distance.

It was a good swing, a good ball, and the best shot of the group. I left it short for the birdie, but definitely had a shot. Good par and real good confidence builder.

Hole 16 is the hardest hole on the course. I have made a 13 before, and 11, and a 10. Last time, I had a 6 and I actually under-achieved.

I hit 7 iron off the tee from like 425 yards out. Yeah, it’s a long par 4.

7 iron faded right, about 164 yards, into the fairway. The fade was not a good result. I had a long way to the hole and a long way to the water hazard that protects the green.

It was a blind shot and so I topped it into the lateral hazard along the right side of the hole.

I found the ball but it was unplayable. So that’s a drop into the rough. I hit my lob wedge easy and frighteningly long (about 80 yards) and then I had about 100 yards to the pin.

That’s pitching wedge distance, and I hit my pitching wedge fat and about 75 yards, well into the hazard.

I dropped much closer to the hazard, about 25 yards closer so 75 to the pin, and I absolutely clocked it: I clocked it to about 93 yards, 14 yards long. I missed the 14 yard putt very short, then I missed the 4 yard putt remaining long to about 1.5 yards, then I made it. Nothing like a 3-putt for a 10. 

Hole 17 was next and I had no delusions of grandeur and not just because I had just made a 10. No, it was because this hole has eaten my breakfast, lunch, and dinner before. Really, the issue is that it’s an elevated tee shot above scrub: this means I tend to hit it into the scrub.

Which is what I did with my tee shot. Then I reteed it to about 207 from the pin. Then I blasted an 8 iron 160 yards or so, leaving 50 yards to the pin. I hit a lob wedge nice and easy, putting the ball on the green about 4 yards out. Missed it to a foot and tapped it in.

That’s a 7 which would have been a net birdie without the stupid lateral hazard.

Hole 18 is a tough hole that I’ve done well on. Didn’t do that this time: I had planned ot hit my 3 wood off the tee because it’s pretty wide open, but, chagrined by my earlier errors, I hit a 6 iron off the tee.

As I’m writing this, I sensing that perhaps I should be hitting my 8 iron off the tee. It goes the longest distance, i hit it well… why was I not using this?

Anyway, i hit my 6 iron about 145 yards, a top hook again. Then I chunked my way down the fairway, using an 8, then a sand wedge up to the water’s edge.

Then i hit the same shot twice with my pitching wedge and put the ball in the water.

The third time, I got the ball onto the green, 20 yards from the pin. I putted it to within 1.5 yards and then, naturally, missed the 1.5 yard putt. Made the 1 yard putt for a … 11.

So that was pretty rough. I shot 63 on the back 9 which was atrocious. The real bright spot was hole 11 and hole 15: the par 3s where I made a bogey and a par.

As bad as the first 9 holes were, this one was more bad. I had 24 approach shots, 6 penalty strokes, and hit 3 more hazards. Ironically, this just emphasized the importance of keeping the ball on the course.

I also missed quite a few short putts on the back 9, certainly caused by frustration and pressure.

The best shots were:

  1. PW on 1
  2. LW on 1
  3. 8 iron from the rough on 2
  4. SW from the bunker on 2
  5. Tee shot on 3 — even though it went long
  6. Approach shot on 4 — hit my spot perfect
  7. Rescue shot on 5 — hitting a floating ball 110!
  8. Tee shot on 6
  9. Chip putt on 6
  10. Chip putt on 8
  11. Tee shot on 9
  12. 3rd shot on 9
  13. Putt on 9
  14. 20y putt on 10
  15. Tee shot on 11
  16. Putt chip on 11
  17. Sand wedge shot 2 on 13
  18. Sand wedge shot 3 on 13
  19. Putt chip on 14
  20. Hole 15 tee shot
  21. Hole 15 putt
  22. Hole 15 finish
  23. 8 iron on hole 17
  24. LW on hole 17
  25. 22y putt on hole 18