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Beer Solves Racism

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Obama invites Gates and Crowley to White House for Cold Ones

When, oh when, will copy editors learn good headlines. The caption writers at CNN have it down:

“President Obama has invited police Sgt. James Crowley and Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates for beer.” (CNN.com Link)

Anyway, what I really want to know is what they are drinking? Blue Moon? Sam Adams? Stone? Pabst Blue Ribbon? Coors Light? What happens when Crowley wants to spend the night? Whose going to be the DD? What if there’s a terrorist attack during the beer session? What if the phone rings at three a.m. and Barack’s still sleeping it off?

These are the questions that should be asked.

This… is Earnest Words.

2 responses to “Beer Solves Racism”

  1. hoboduke Avatar

    Biden was the wild card that invited himself for 1 free beer! That is an insult to Wisconsin! Biden had Schlitz or Pabst Blue Ribbon most likely.

    The US will be better off with more beer and fewer laws!

  2. earnestwords Avatar


    Obama drank Bud Light, showing the world that he is, indeed, in possession of bad taste.

    Biden drank a non-alcoholic beer (because he likes the taste of urine?).

    Gates had a Red Stripe and Crowley had Blue Moon.

    The conclusion? All these gentlemen have no taste, at least when it comes to beer.

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