Educational Christmas Songs

Alternative Lyrics to Winter Wonderland:

Later on, we’ll conspire
As we dream by the fire,
although conspiracy
nets equal penalty
under US code Title 18

In the meadow we can build a snow man
And pretend that he’s a circus clown
We’ll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman
Until the city permit office comes around.

or

Until Global Warming melts him down

or

Until the other kids knock him down

Upon which, our lawyers will sue
Legally for battery and bruise
upon on our pysche
and then they will see
you must respect personal property

or

until the legal landowner comes around

Alternative Lyrics to The Christmas Song

coming soon!

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